A delivery driver handed over this with my packages. What does it mean!?

by alip_93

14 comments
  1. If he handed you the reverse card you now have to do all his deliveries today.

  2. His gang will come back later and steal your dog.

  3. Uno is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like ‘Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass. Uno!’

    But then, if you disagree, like ‘A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Uno!’ You know?

    But then, it’s also like if something’s the greatest thing in the world, like, ‘Minghia! Those peppers! Uno!’

    But it’s also like saying ‘Go to hell!’ too. Like, you know, like ‘Hey Paulie, you got a one-inch pecker?’ and Paulie says ‘Uno!’

    Sometimes it just means ‘Uno.’”

  4. It means you have to pick up Madagascar before you can open any of your packages. Best way out of this is to counter them with Svalbard and hope they aren’t holding South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands otherwise that’s Mornington Crescent for you sunshine.

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