The reincarnation of Jesus? That’s a strong claim.
Beth gaga shaggy. Founder of spaceology.
Interesting variation of a pyramid scheme.
Pretty normal for Glastonbury.
Bargain! Saves going to Egypt!
Is Ricky Gervais running this place
I wouldn’t trust Buddha Maitreya as far as I could throw him.
Standard Glastonbury
Has he really trademarked a star with a cross inside? Or is it the name? Either way, seems legit.
I love Glastonbury, it’s wonderfully weird.
Jesus the Christ?
I thought is was Jesus H Christ.
Is that Ricky Gervais’ long-lost brother on the left?
I think I’ll stick to my pint of LSD a day.
Oh I know this guy! One of my favourite podcasts, *Oh No! Ross and Carrie* talked about him in an episode a few years ago (https://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2022/6/26/ross-and-carrie-watch-buddha-maitreya-reincarnated-jesus-edition). (They’re long episodes, but I quite like putting them on in the background while I’m doing the ironing.) People like this are always sort of funny in their own way – it’s a guy from Northern California who claims to be Buddha *and* Jesus, after all – but at the end of the day it comes down to taking advantage of people who are sick.
I read:
“Do NOT go in”
You have been warned as to what awaits you inside.
Advance at your own peril.
Mwaaahahahahaha!
Yer man looks like he works as a barman at weekends (in about 1980). I looked askance at the bed there, with a flipping *altar* dedicated to him. You’d dread to think what loathsome ritual might be enacted before it, in order to realign some gullible dame’s chakras.
I feel like the reincarnation of jesus wouldn’t have to resort to advertising on a poster
Does he do basket weaving classes as well?
They are a known cult and have had homophobic signs in their window that advocate for LGBTQ+ people to be murdered.
Glasto is one of my favourite places but it has a real issue with far-right ‘spiritualism’.
Reminds me of one of those takeaways that does curry and pizza and kebabs and burgers, somehow managing to be a bit bad at all of them.
Negative orgones.
Sounds legit to me… Where do I sign up. Nothing beats a good meditation pyramid
Yes of course I’ll book a private session with a man who believes they are Jesus so he can use his shambolic tools on me. I’ll even pay for it !
I have so many questions
Ricky Gervais believes in God?
Ahhh so that’s where I’ve been going wrong, my pyramid meditation systems are only half size. How could I have been so blind??
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The reincarnation of Jesus? That’s a strong claim.
Beth gaga shaggy. Founder of spaceology.
Interesting variation of a pyramid scheme.
Pretty normal for Glastonbury.
Bargain! Saves going to Egypt!
Is Ricky Gervais running this place
I wouldn’t trust Buddha Maitreya as far as I could throw him.
Standard Glastonbury
Has he really trademarked a star with a cross inside? Or is it the name? Either way, seems legit.
I love Glastonbury, it’s wonderfully weird.
Jesus the Christ?
I thought is was Jesus H Christ.
Is that Ricky Gervais’ long-lost brother on the left?
I think I’ll stick to my pint of LSD a day.
Oh I know this guy! One of my favourite podcasts, *Oh No! Ross and Carrie* talked about him in an episode a few years ago (https://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2022/6/26/ross-and-carrie-watch-buddha-maitreya-reincarnated-jesus-edition). (They’re long episodes, but I quite like putting them on in the background while I’m doing the ironing.) People like this are always sort of funny in their own way – it’s a guy from Northern California who claims to be Buddha *and* Jesus, after all – but at the end of the day it comes down to taking advantage of people who are sick.
I read:
“Do NOT go in”
You have been warned as to what awaits you inside.
Advance at your own peril.
Mwaaahahahahaha!
Yer man looks like he works as a barman at weekends (in about 1980). I looked askance at the bed there, with a flipping *altar* dedicated to him. You’d dread to think what loathsome ritual might be enacted before it, in order to realign some gullible dame’s chakras.
I feel like the reincarnation of jesus wouldn’t have to resort to advertising on a poster
Does he do basket weaving classes as well?
They are a known cult and have had homophobic signs in their window that advocate for LGBTQ+ people to be murdered.
Glasto is one of my favourite places but it has a real issue with far-right ‘spiritualism’.
Reminds me of one of those takeaways that does curry and pizza and kebabs and burgers, somehow managing to be a bit bad at all of them.
Negative orgones.
Sounds legit to me… Where do I sign up. Nothing beats a good meditation pyramid
Yes of course I’ll book a private session with a man who believes they are Jesus so he can use his shambolic tools on me. I’ll even pay for it !
I have so many questions
Ricky Gervais believes in God?
Ahhh so that’s where I’ve been going wrong, my pyramid meditation systems are only half size. How could I have been so blind??