Red One, steal a few billion euros and announce elections in exchange for immunity. With that money I could afford a nice apartment or house in Sintra or Cascais, maybe.
Red one, call Putin, sign alliance documents, conquer the world.
If i have a infinite supply of food it means i can sell it at 0 cost so full benefit? The market has spoken
Time for Barry to be back in Germany
Blue can make you omnipotent 👍
My waifu is my OC that is omnipotent and 1000% loyal to me. :-)
Yellow just for the chaos, also, I’ll whisper to eversone, when they sleep, that they should vote for my party in the next election.
Yellow, I would trick billion and millionaires into believing that I am some sort of god, and scam them out of my money
Green, Im too lazy to be mastermind and too boring to date Isabella from Dragon Age
Yellow. I would be able to talk few people I don’t like into insanity.
Edit: typos
Kicked out of NATO but not EU.
I see this an absolute win
Don’t got no waifu, so blue would be useless, green would make me fat instantly, that would be a shame after my weight loss this month.
Now, tough choice between being a dictator and being able to tell the whole world to fuck off
Not sure if I want the red one.
Just to fix all their current problems would be a fulltime job.
God damn these guys didn’t even modernize their bridges.
Red Pill, and build nuclear reactors all over Germany.
I’ll go with red, because NATO has no way to kick out member states.
I’d be a great dictator
Red pillers clearly played too much Hearts of Iron
I can already afford a near unlimited supply of my favourite foods, now if you made it healthy we could definitely talk
Waifu – no, I’m not a loser, thanks
German dictator – I don’t really… Want that.
Favourite food – tempting but I’d probably get bored of it
Telepathy – I guess that leaves this?
Pick some better options.
They told me that the last guy who tried the red one, didn’t end up very well… he was kicked from art college :_(
Seriously, red includes the other three abilities.
* blue — Elaborate breeding program. As last time.
* yellow — Der Führer still speaks to you in your dreams whenever you hear your German waifu talk. He does right now.
* green — That’s what Anschluss is for.
Yellow. I would just pretend to be god and make them donate all their money to me.
The yellow capsule, properly used, can be the most useful. Imagine the manipulation you can do with these on important people…
Question about the yellow option: Would people realize it is me who is talking to them? Or would they think it’s some sort of mysterious internal voice?
If it’s the latter (probably) yellow, otherwise green.
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Austrians be like :
Red One, steal a few billion euros and announce elections in exchange for immunity. With that money I could afford a nice apartment or house in Sintra or Cascais, maybe.
Red one, call Putin, sign alliance documents, conquer the world.
https://preview.redd.it/v8x7yuhtnpuc1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=f71fd9e82f8ba2df47e84d16dd15e76427981b9a
Not falling for that one again. Green and give me my schnitzel
Yellow. I would drive a Vladimir Putin, the Far Right and the idiotic Reuplicans mad.
Yellow, you could drive so many persons insane.
Weebs taking the blue pill just to have their 2d crush become real and instantly reject them.
Yellow one. I can tell how disappointed, despicable and desastrous you all are in silence, and you can’t flee it.
I’m taking the blue pill boys, someone get me the final resting place of the Basque archer who no-scoped Roland
Yellow and harass billionaires every day until they give me money
Can I sell my favorite food?
No no but, hear ME out…
https://preview.redd.it/ycytl3i2spuc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7a49240b9842046dfdd249dfa8d12a0ac8ea7e
If i have a infinite supply of food it means i can sell it at 0 cost so full benefit? The market has spoken
Time for Barry to be back in Germany
Blue can make you omnipotent 👍
My waifu is my OC that is omnipotent and 1000% loyal to me. :-)
Yellow just for the chaos, also, I’ll whisper to eversone, when they sleep, that they should vote for my party in the next election.
Yellow, I would trick billion and millionaires into believing that I am some sort of god, and scam them out of my money
Green, Im too lazy to be mastermind and too boring to date Isabella from Dragon Age
Yellow. I would be able to talk few people I don’t like into insanity.
Edit: typos
Kicked out of NATO but not EU.
I see this an absolute win
Don’t got no waifu, so blue would be useless, green would make me fat instantly, that would be a shame after my weight loss this month.
Now, tough choice between being a dictator and being able to tell the whole world to fuck off
Not sure if I want the red one.
Just to fix all their current problems would be a fulltime job.
God damn these guys didn’t even modernize their bridges.
Red Pill, and build nuclear reactors all over Germany.
I’ll go with red, because NATO has no way to kick out member states.
I’d be a great dictator
Red pillers clearly played too much Hearts of Iron
I can already afford a near unlimited supply of my favourite foods, now if you made it healthy we could definitely talk
Waifu – no, I’m not a loser, thanks
German dictator – I don’t really… Want that.
Favourite food – tempting but I’d probably get bored of it
Telepathy – I guess that leaves this?
Pick some better options.
They told me that the last guy who tried the red one, didn’t end up very well… he was kicked from art college :_(
Seriously, red includes the other three abilities.
* blue — Elaborate breeding program. As last time.
* yellow — Der Führer still speaks to you in your dreams whenever you hear your German waifu talk. He does right now.
* green — That’s what Anschluss is for.
Yellow. I would just pretend to be god and make them donate all their money to me.
The yellow capsule, properly used, can be the most useful. Imagine the manipulation you can do with these on important people…
Question about the yellow option: Would people realize it is me who is talking to them? Or would they think it’s some sort of mysterious internal voice?
If it’s the latter (probably) yellow, otherwise green.