I think we all know that due to egg farming the chickens are not okay.
Yep, that’s fairly common. We have chickens and get eggs like these from time to time.
Oh I do love a vascular one
No, these eggs were popped out by chickens imprisoned in gulags. They are radioactive and you may encounter blue yolk, shells with veins or even a trapped chick inside.
The chickens are rarely okay 🙁
I fully appreciate these egg based photos having an egg based backdrop.
Thicckens
I’m vascular and wrinkly, but do you see anyone asking if I’m ok?
The gall of some people!
r/weirdeggs
Not for the faint-hearted.
You took 8 pictures of an egg this morning. Are you okay?
I’m not really sure if the chicken is ok , I’ll contact the chicken and see how he is and get back to you at the earliest convenience.😊✌️
Take another photo with a torch shining through it so we can see if there’s an embryo
I had some eggs last week which were the pure white American style. Obviously tasted the same and nothing wrong with them but wondering where they came from instead of the usual brown.
I’ve been cracking eggs for nearly 40 years. First time I’ve seen pure white ones over here.
r/mildlypenis
Peter Beardsley’s wife’s dream kitchen
Probably not, egg industry is pretty horrific when you look in to it
Probably not, considering their living conditions.
This is why you should never skip and egg day.
Probably needs a bit more protein in their diet, I was going to suggest giving them their own egg shells to eat to bolster it and then I realised that it’s a shop egg not a backyard chook!
“Striations on a hard shell”
Turtle Power!
From the other times I’ve run into wrinkly egg posts, most likely the chicken is lacking calcium usually from overlaying. Second possibility the chicken is stressed or three diseased.
Definitely spit out
clean your finger nails
First three pictures I was thinking “oh sweet, they’ve got pet chickens and they want to check they’re ok”
Fourth picture: Red Lion stamp.
The chickens are fine apart from the haemorrhoids.
Last photo confirms you have a double jointed thumb. Congratulations
I’m more concerned with your fingernails. Do you work down the pit? I hope you wash them before you start cooking. 😕
That’s a bollock. Similar size to my own by the looks of it.
No, they’re battery farmed and bred to pump out dozens of times more eggs than they should, and are killed as soon as they begin to slow down. All the male chicks are immediately grounded up as they are worthless to the industry. They are definitely not okay.
The chickens in general are not okay
>Striations on a hard shell
Turtle power!
Egg isn’t natty
Could that egg be fertilised?
Nope. It means the chickens were dehydrated. You’re buying from bad companies.
He must be a right cracker.
No, chickens are not ok in their cages…
>Are the chickens okay?
Of course they’re not. You’re aware of their circumstances right ?
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I think we all know that due to egg farming the chickens are not okay.
Yep, that’s fairly common. We have chickens and get eggs like these from time to time.
Oh I do love a vascular one
No, these eggs were popped out by chickens imprisoned in gulags. They are radioactive and you may encounter blue yolk, shells with veins or even a trapped chick inside.
The chickens are rarely okay 🙁
I fully appreciate these egg based photos having an egg based backdrop.
Thicckens
I’m vascular and wrinkly, but do you see anyone asking if I’m ok?
The gall of some people!
r/weirdeggs
Not for the faint-hearted.
You took 8 pictures of an egg this morning. Are you okay?
I’m not really sure if the chicken is ok , I’ll contact the chicken and see how he is and get back to you at the earliest convenience.😊✌️
Take another photo with a torch shining through it so we can see if there’s an embryo
I had some eggs last week which were the pure white American style. Obviously tasted the same and nothing wrong with them but wondering where they came from instead of the usual brown.
I’ve been cracking eggs for nearly 40 years. First time I’ve seen pure white ones over here.
r/mildlypenis
Peter Beardsley’s wife’s dream kitchen
Probably not, egg industry is pretty horrific when you look in to it
Probably not, considering their living conditions.
This is why you should never skip and egg day.
Probably needs a bit more protein in their diet, I was going to suggest giving them their own egg shells to eat to bolster it and then I realised that it’s a shop egg not a backyard chook!
“Striations on a hard shell”
Turtle Power!
From the other times I’ve run into wrinkly egg posts, most likely the chicken is lacking calcium usually from overlaying. Second possibility the chicken is stressed or three diseased.
Definitely spit out
clean your finger nails
First three pictures I was thinking “oh sweet, they’ve got pet chickens and they want to check they’re ok”
Fourth picture: Red Lion stamp.
The chickens are fine apart from the haemorrhoids.
Last photo confirms you have a double jointed thumb. Congratulations
Absolutely fine.
[What about this one then?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdEggs/comments/1bv37oq/weird_textured_egg/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Or [this one!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdEggs/comments/810j64/xposted_one_of_my_mothers_chickens_laid_an_egg/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I’m more concerned with your fingernails. Do you work down the pit? I hope you wash them before you start cooking. 😕
That’s a bollock. Similar size to my own by the looks of it.
No, they’re battery farmed and bred to pump out dozens of times more eggs than they should, and are killed as soon as they begin to slow down. All the male chicks are immediately grounded up as they are worthless to the industry. They are definitely not okay.
The chickens in general are not okay
>Striations on a hard shell
Turtle power!
Egg isn’t natty
Could that egg be fertilised?
Nope. It means the chickens were dehydrated. You’re buying from bad companies.
He must be a right cracker.
No, chickens are not ok in their cages…
>Are the chickens okay?
Of course they’re not. You’re aware of their circumstances right ?