BREAKING: UK declares war on Italy. Where does your country stand?

by PastaBananer

41 comments
  1. The spectator really have gone too far, first they gave BoJo a platform and now they’re advocating war with Italy, thankfully only right wing weirdos read it anyway or else we’d be really screwed

  2. Pineapple seems too exotic for Barry, if it was beans or peas it’d be more believable.

  3. Look, i am italian and i tried pineapple on pizza- and it’s ok, not my favourite but i guess it can be someone’s favourite. The sour-sweet from the pineapple makes a good counterbalance with the ham’s rich and salted taste- again, not my favourite contrast but i can see it being someone’s favourite. So no problem with that at all.

    BUT THEN BARRY HAS TO GO AND ADD GARLIC SAUCE AND KETCHUP ON IT AND TRADITORE DELLA PATRIA INTENSIFIES

    (ps: we Italians should be less hypocritical since we also like uramaki with cream cheese, a thing which would send an army of honoured Yokozuna into a fit of destructive rage.

    But the line is crossed to american trash cooking- where dishes are abused with impunity and cooked as those who are destined to eat them have access to free healthcare.)

  4. Nah man, I’m with the Luigis on this one. Keep that Pineapple out of my pizza!

  5. I do agree with the statement. Italians can get toxic when it comes to food among other things and they need to chill the fuck out, but pineapple on pizza just sucks.

  6. Pineapple on pizza sucks, BUT

    Italian food purists are annoying as fuck

  7. A british opinion on food is, *de facto*, automatically invalidated.

  8. French fries come from Belgium, pizza Hawaii from Canada…What’s next? Swedish meatballs are from Finland and really are potatoes?

  9. Dude is right. A lot of pasta dishes or pizza dishes have just been Italian MFS free styling IE: puttanesca.

    And the Italian cuisine is so world wide now that Italians probably aren’t even the best at making pizza anymore. It’s probably some hipster in Copenhagen.

  10. Yeah, those annoying British.

    It’s not like we Greeks had something to do with it.

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  11. Pineapple on pizza is fucking revolting, just because you personally like it doesn’t mean it’s good. Just ask Pedro and eating shit.

  12. Well then Barry needs to calm down when y*nks microwave their tea

  13. Yeah dear Juilie Bindel go write a book about it, make a blog post i don’t care. Oh wait..

  14. I’m with Italy. If you attack the EU, you attack all of us.

  15. I would just like to remind all of our fellow Europeans that, in these troubling and trying times for our continent, Switzerland’s banking services are fully open and can be counted upon to be working regularly.

  16. Netherlands before, the UK now, all i can think of is: ” they hate us cause they ain’t us “

  17. fun fact; the purists are all fucking polentazzi who have nothing to do with pizza or what the rest of humanity knows as italian food.

  18. We join to support Italy, then Italy switches side, Greece ending up fighting both Luigi and Barry 😤

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