Best part is that they tried to hotwire it, failed, and left me a free screwdriver and a brick. Smackheads aren’t the brightest species native to the area.
At least they waited to smash it when it was legal.
This is what I picture when I think of the north of England
Not sure why I’m getting downvoted. I’ll eat my hat if OP tells me it’s down south, in fact, I’ll PayPal OP £50
Is it a Fiesta or a Ka?
My poor Fiesta got totalled while parked in Manchester by a squaddie fresh back from Afghanistan.
Amazingly he blew zero.
Happened to me quite a few years ago, the glass cost more than the radio they stole.
I bet the car is older than the thieves 🤣🤣🙃
I haven’t been paid since February, broke up with my girlfriend, and car insurance renewal quote is 800 quid. So here’s some bad day solidarity.
The good news is you can probably replace all the parts for about £20. The bad news is you now have the responsibility of looking after a pet brick..
That’s what you get for having such a flashy car!
Someone once bent the door back in my 2000 corsa. At least I know I can get in if I lock my keys inside.
Some knobhead at tesco dinked my car door and just left…grrr
Whereabouts?
My cat was sick in my bed
My kettle started leaking
Electricians who have arrived to fix my issue are female so I can’t play stupid female
I cut my hand breaking into a 16 year old car today. Anyone else having a good day?
heartbraking. this is the sort of thing i want to police to take seriously . sorry to hear that mate
No mate, I lost my favourite screwdriver *and* my emotional-support brick earlier, I’m devastated.
Why does it look like the window was broken from the inside? Shouldn’t the glass be all over the interior if it was smashed from the outside?
i leave mine unlocked so the local smackheads don’t have to break in. they’re welcome to steal my used mcdonalds wrappers
I dislocated my shoulder on a bus when the driver brakes too hard. Popped it back in though. I didn’t thank him as I got off, that will show him
Oh dear, I’ve had surgery today but if my car was broken into I’d be distraught
Our work van got stolen. Police were about as helpful as having dicks for fingers.
Maybe it’s just having a rebellious streak?
Didn’t get a job at my company that I was pushed into applying for/didn’t want at first, then did want… and now haven’t got… and then the dog got attacked by a horrid terrier. Weird day.
I just got knocked over in a muddy field by an ostrich that then tried to shag me. I too am having a bad day – the V11 car tax form arrived.
Yes found a MacBook , iPhone , bag of weed in a fiesta .
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Best part is that they tried to hotwire it, failed, and left me a free screwdriver and a brick. Smackheads aren’t the brightest species native to the area.
At least they waited to smash it when it was legal.
This is what I picture when I think of the north of England
Not sure why I’m getting downvoted. I’ll eat my hat if OP tells me it’s down south, in fact, I’ll PayPal OP £50
Is it a Fiesta or a Ka?
My poor Fiesta got totalled while parked in Manchester by a squaddie fresh back from Afghanistan.
Amazingly he blew zero.
Happened to me quite a few years ago, the glass cost more than the radio they stole.
I bet the car is older than the thieves 🤣🤣🙃
I haven’t been paid since February, broke up with my girlfriend, and car insurance renewal quote is 800 quid. So here’s some bad day solidarity.
The good news is you can probably replace all the parts for about £20. The bad news is you now have the responsibility of looking after a pet brick..
That’s what you get for having such a flashy car!
Someone once bent the door back in my 2000 corsa. At least I know I can get in if I lock my keys inside.
Some knobhead at tesco dinked my car door and just left…grrr
Whereabouts?
My cat was sick in my bed
My kettle started leaking
Electricians who have arrived to fix my issue are female so I can’t play stupid female
I cut my hand breaking into a 16 year old car today. Anyone else having a good day?
heartbraking. this is the sort of thing i want to police to take seriously . sorry to hear that mate
No mate, I lost my favourite screwdriver *and* my emotional-support brick earlier, I’m devastated.
Why does it look like the window was broken from the inside? Shouldn’t the glass be all over the interior if it was smashed from the outside?
i leave mine unlocked so the local smackheads don’t have to break in. they’re welcome to steal my used mcdonalds wrappers
I dislocated my shoulder on a bus when the driver brakes too hard. Popped it back in though. I didn’t thank him as I got off, that will show him
Oh dear, I’ve had surgery today but if my car was broken into I’d be distraught
Our work van got stolen. Police were about as helpful as having dicks for fingers.
Maybe it’s just having a rebellious streak?
Didn’t get a job at my company that I was pushed into applying for/didn’t want at first, then did want… and now haven’t got… and then the dog got attacked by a horrid terrier. Weird day.
I just got knocked over in a muddy field by an ostrich that then tried to shag me. I too am having a bad day – the V11 car tax form arrived.
Yes found a MacBook , iPhone , bag of weed in a fiesta .