When your Dutch friend invites you for lunch

by Embarrassed_Abies_98

33 comments
  1. Make sure you Tikkie them 2,73 € for the ingredients within three working days or they will apply a 0,30 € late fee every day until you pay up in full.

  2. The time used to prepare it like this would probably be worth more than the ingredients saved.

    5€ tikkie at least

  3. Can’t wait to get charged tikkie for the time and labour used washing the knife

  4. When the parents of your rich norwegian friend accept that you stay for diner.

  5. As they say in Scotland, ‘You’ll have had your tea’

  6. Like I’m gonna spend the ham on my guests? You’re just getting the cucumber with some butter at best.

  7. My main concern with this is why did they cut it length ways like a psychopath?

  8. They sell these sandwiches onboard French high speed trains. They’re terribly expensive.

  9. That’s a lot of slices of tomato to serve to a measly guest.

  10. i’d be like: “Hm, looks nice. I’ll take 10!” then stack them on top of each other.

  11. Amateurs. If you fold the bread over you save 2 slices of tomatoes, cucumbers and a piece of bread.

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