I hate the Netherlands but I don’t hate Austria. I simply think it is totally irrelevant and redundant.
If it disappeared it would take months for anyone to notice.
You forget their one and only true unique identity trait :
– Responsible for world wars.
A self reflecting austrian. what a weird thing to see.
It’s a beautiful country though. As long as you ignore the people and you’re mindful of not accidentally stumbling into a basement, I can only recommend it.
All wrong, it is because it does not have Kangaroos and the great barrier reef…
Ok but they also have some defects
TFW when u are an 🤛Austrian Croat🤜
I wouldn’t mind a strong Austria. I mean, they did stop the Ottomans.
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Forgot the giant Ruskie cock they suck.
There was a missed opportunity to insult the Swiss here
I like how we are not mentioned, perfect people without flaws
You forgot boredom from Switzerland
Bad painter
When you heard the word “steppe” but you never read it.
How do we have bad food? I’d kill a man for Maultaschen or Spätzle
Knowing almost nothing about Austria, i propose that we cut off the Western “tail” with Innsbruck as the capital. I assume this is where all the best bits are anyway.
This will finally allow us a neat border between East and West Europe.
It always somehow makes Hans do stupid shit
You drew the arrows in the wrong direction.
Incredible bad judgement at the art-school intakes office.
You got the Direction of the Arrows wrong. Thats what we export.
Slovenia just chillin
What the hell kind of german says austrian food is bad? Its literally german food, but better
You forgot to mention that it is also ripe with nepotism.
Proof: Have you ever been a non Austrian in Austria?
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Isn’t Vienna a new Yugoslavia?
Hey! I like you left us out of this 🙂
Doesn’t count when it comes from you.
I hate the Netherlands but I don’t hate Austria. I simply think it is totally irrelevant and redundant.
If it disappeared it would take months for anyone to notice.
You forget their one and only true unique identity trait :
– Responsible for world wars.
A self reflecting austrian. what a weird thing to see.
It’s a beautiful country though. As long as you ignore the people and you’re mindful of not accidentally stumbling into a basement, I can only recommend it.
All wrong, it is because it does not have Kangaroos and the great barrier reef…
Ok but they also have some defects
TFW when u are an 🤛Austrian Croat🤜
I wouldn’t mind a strong Austria. I mean, they did stop the Ottomans.
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Forgot the giant Ruskie cock they suck.
There was a missed opportunity to insult the Swiss here
I like how we are not mentioned, perfect people without flaws
You forgot boredom from Switzerland
Bad painter
When you heard the word “steppe” but you never read it.
How do we have bad food? I’d kill a man for Maultaschen or Spätzle
Knowing almost nothing about Austria, i propose that we cut off the Western “tail” with Innsbruck as the capital. I assume this is where all the best bits are anyway.
This will finally allow us a neat border between East and West Europe.
It always somehow makes Hans do stupid shit
You drew the arrows in the wrong direction.
Incredible bad judgement at the art-school intakes office.
You got the Direction of the Arrows wrong. Thats what we export.
Slovenia just chillin
What the hell kind of german says austrian food is bad? Its literally german food, but better
You forgot to mention that it is also ripe with nepotism.
Proof: Have you ever been a non Austrian in Austria?