I hear your theory of the Netherlands, but I have to disagree.

by spastikatenpraedikat

27 comments
  1. I hate the Netherlands but I don’t hate Austria. I simply think it is totally irrelevant and redundant.

    If it disappeared it would take months for anyone to notice.

  2. You forget their one and only true unique identity trait :

    – Responsible for world wars.

  3. It’s a beautiful country though. As long as you ignore the people and you’re mindful of not accidentally stumbling into a basement, I can only recommend it.

  4. All wrong, it is because it does not have Kangaroos and the great barrier reef…

  5. I wouldn’t mind a strong Austria. I mean, they did stop the Ottomans.

  6. There was a missed opportunity to insult the Swiss here

  7. I like how we are not mentioned, perfect people without flaws

  8. How do we have bad food? I’d kill a man for Maultaschen or Spätzle

  9. Knowing almost nothing about Austria, i propose that we cut off the Western “tail” with Innsbruck as the capital. I assume this is where all the best bits are anyway.

    This will finally allow us a neat border between East and West Europe.

  10. Incredible bad judgement at the art-school intakes office.

  11. You got the Direction of the Arrows wrong. Thats what we export.

  12. What the hell kind of german says austrian food is bad? Its literally german food, but better

  13. You forgot to mention that it is also ripe with nepotism.
    Proof: Have you ever been a non Austrian in Austria?

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