The fuck is this?

27 comments

1. Pedometer.

   They’re counting the pedos in the street. I’d be concerned if I were you.

2. Theodolite, I think. For surveying.

3. They are measuring the boundary of their new property.

4. It is obviously a government spy cam to subjugate the masses and impose draconian rule.

5. I love how you’re peeking through the blinds in like the most obvious way. Not even a wee peek. Just full on smash the blinds back like an animal.

6. https://www.ths-concepts.co.uk/how-to-dumpy-level/#:~:text=A%20dumpy%20level%20is%20a,horizontal%20circle%20for%20measuring%20angles.

7. TV licence inspection probe

8. Sentry gun. Best strategy is to flank it and use grenades to disable.

9. I know where you live now

10. You have a transformer or maybe a decepticon as a new neighbour

11. That the galgorm Road?

12. Total station. Very very normal, you’d see that regular intervals in most towns by the council / third party engineering consultancy

13. I think it measures elevation or level or some such thing before they start work. They’re probably going to tear up your road soon

14. It’s basically measuring the slope of the land. Don’t worry it’s not seeing you.

15. It’s the aiming point for the f16s. I’d move now

16. Do you pay your mortgage regularly?

17. It is used by engineers to set level s and mark out plans it’s a great piece of kit. Can do loads of stuff .

18. A theodolite

19. TV licensing

20. Have you lived in a cave until recently?

21. Not a dumpy level.

    It’s a total station (fancy theodolite).

22. Leica Theodolite.

23. Looks like the Galgorm Road outside the train station in Ballymena.

24. That’s a surveyor and there laser equipment. Very expensive pieces of kit. £10,000 on the cheaper side.

25. They are on to you. They know you haven’t paid your licence.

26. They have found you. BURN EVERYTHING!

27. Its a thermal camera, they know about your weed farm in the Attic.