>influence its cool neightbours(us) and all the world.
>conquer all the civilisations of that times with chad Alexander
>make lasts other 1000 years the Roman Empire.
>emigrate in Italy with the intent to help his brothers ( will lead to the best team up ever known as Renaissance)
>makes Turks seethe
>kick our asses back to reason (we are best friends now more than ever).
of course modern greeks are tired, they deserve some rest.
VNA FACCIA VNA RAZZA 🇬🇷 🤝 🇮🇹
Geert’s weekly anti-PIGS post…
Next time be a little bit more creative 🤣
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my country, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hellenic Armed Forces, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Turkey, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Mediterranean. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to glorious Hellas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Athens and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, malaka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained with ancient Spartan upbringing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Greek army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the European continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will throw tzatziki all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, malaka.
Too much Snusnu with the Turks.
1200 BC – 600 AD – civilization and thinking
Today: Germany I need more money & goat love.
Turkey
It’s Mr Modern Greeks to you
To be fair. They were a part of the ottoman empire for far too long. This is on us fellas.
Just like the Egyptians.
Well, contrary to the Dutch, some of them have been handsome at some point, and we only see what remains of that time so the best stuck.
Plenty of ancient greeks were described as kinda ugly (Pericles, Socrates), but none must have been as hideous as the swampy germans.
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still can’t have their marbles back
>become synonymous of civilisation
>influence its cool neightbours(us) and all the world.
>conquer all the civilisations of that times with chad Alexander
>make lasts other 1000 years the Roman Empire.
>emigrate in Italy with the intent to help his brothers ( will lead to the best team up ever known as Renaissance)
>makes Turks seethe
>kick our asses back to reason (we are best friends now more than ever).
of course modern greeks are tired, they deserve some rest.
VNA FACCIA VNA RAZZA 🇬🇷 🤝 🇮🇹
Geert’s weekly anti-PIGS post…
Next time be a little bit more creative 🤣
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my country, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hellenic Armed Forces, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Turkey, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Mediterranean. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to glorious Hellas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Athens and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, malaka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained with ancient Spartan upbringing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Greek army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the European continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will throw tzatziki all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, malaka.
Too much Snusnu with the Turks.
1200 BC – 600 AD – civilization and thinking
Today: Germany I need more money & goat love.
Turkey
It’s Mr Modern Greeks to you
To be fair. They were a part of the ottoman empire for far too long. This is on us fellas.
Just like the Egyptians.
Well, contrary to the Dutch, some of them have been handsome at some point, and we only see what remains of that time so the best stuck.
Plenty of ancient greeks were described as kinda ugly (Pericles, Socrates), but none must have been as hideous as the swampy germans.
What living next to turkey does to a motherfucker