Yeah, well, why did ya have to ruin everyone else’s day? Awful looking ovum!
“how would you like your eggs luv?”
“unrecognisable.
Like they’d been cast into the pit at Mount Doom, but specifically the yolks, for some reason.
My preference would be that they barely resemble eggs. That they come out looking like an early version of AI were asked to reproduce them, with only the vaguest reference of ‘what eggs are’, given as a prompt.
If I don’t get a good solid bounce off those yolks when I throw them at something, I’ll be sad.
Please/thanks”.
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All I see here is 2 perfectly cooked eggs
Two tasteless craters.
They deep-fry those cunts or wha’?
Looks like those eggs were cooked for 20 minutes.
They look like they were microwaved
I’m so sorry, thoughts and prayers.
https://preview.redd.it/t31d5kcab8vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a622ed86f72044e9349c6d2e9d5075b548a9a7e
My day is ruined. Ffs
Yeah, well, why did ya have to ruin everyone else’s day? Awful looking ovum!
“how would you like your eggs luv?”
“unrecognisable.
Like they’d been cast into the pit at Mount Doom, but specifically the yolks, for some reason.
My preference would be that they barely resemble eggs. That they come out looking like an early version of AI were asked to reproduce them, with only the vaguest reference of ‘what eggs are’, given as a prompt.
If I don’t get a good solid bounce off those yolks when I throw them at something, I’ll be sad.
Please/thanks”.
Sorry for your loss 💔