Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar for an eighteenth time.
Last year we saw Marnie win investment in her boxing gym. Last year's candidates seemed to be even shitter than the year before, let's see if this year is an improvement.
Well, it's the final. At least one of the candidates is competent I suppose.
Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants. There seems to be an abundance of candidates from Yorkshire this year, and two pie company owners. One candidate even has a number three single to his name.
There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who will be least shit.
| Name | Occupation | PM count | Twat? | Week out |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amina Khan | Pharmacist & Business Owner | – | Yes | 4 |
| (Dr.) Asif Munaf | Owner, Wellness Brand | 1 | Clapping Twat | 3 |
| Flo Edwards | Recruitment Consultant | 1 | No | 11 |
| Foluso Falade | Project Manager | 1 | Yes | 10 |
| Jack Davies | Recruitment Director | 1 | Yes | 4 |
| Maura Rath | Owner, Yoga Company | 1 | Yes | 9 |
| Noor Bouziane | Owner, Jewellery Company | 1 | Yes | 9 |
| Oliver Medforth | Sales Executive | – | Yes | 1 |
| Onyeka Nweze | Chartered Company Secretary | 1 | Yes | 5 |
| Paul Bowen | Director, Pie Company | – | Yes | 2 |
| (Dr.) Paul Midha | Owner, Dental Group | 2 | No | 11 |
| Phil Turner | Owner, Pie Company | 2 | Yes | – |
| Rachel Woolford | Boutique Fitness Studio Owner | 1 | Yes | – |
| Raj Chohan | Mortgage Broker | 2 | Yes | 9 |
| Sam Saadet | Pre & Post Natal Fitness Coach | 1 | Yes | 6 |
| Steve Darken | Management Consultant | 1 | No | 10 |
| Tre Lowe | Music & Wellness Entrepreneur | 2 | No | 11 |
| Virdi Singh Mazaria | Music Producer | 1 | Yes | 7 |
by StardustOasis
29 comments
Phil, when your chefs get better they might move onto other restaurants. What will you do about that?
Telling Lord Sir Alan that there’s more to business than making money at the final table is a bold strategy.
Editors not showing the Phil “Energy costs” Alan “Well all this hot air” joke.
Has Phil just fucked it by saying he doesn’t care about money?
Phil gonna talk himself out of an easy win at this point
Alan “Sweetie pie” JOKE!
But what else do you sell Phil?
Mistakes like Amstrad?
How will you grow Phil?
Were you not watching my presentation M8?
The north obviously has plenty of gyms ffs girl who pronounces it Harro-GATE
I thought you only got interested in pies in 2020 Phil.
It’s farcical that you can try and justify picking your business because you’ve worked for 15 YEARS to build it. It’s The piggin’ Apprentice.
Lord Sugar if I may…. Pies.
How can I be interested in you pie business with three generations of capital invested in that I can leverage?
Credible? Phil has been one of the worst candidates ever.
ANOTHER GYM
He’s hired one. He’s hired two. He’s yet to hire none.
Karren welcoming her into the fold like a Star Wars emperor.
Phil not winning makes the whole thing more confusing.
Thank fuck for that.
If Phil had won, after 9 losses, we would have all thrown our pies out of the pram
Never been more shocked, why did he reach the final if you’re not investing?
Didn’t she say she was 23 when she started earlier?
Two gym’s in a row. I am fully expecting a hench Lord Schwarzesugar next year.
All of these focus points into Karren saying “good luck” “welcome” “you’re really capable” throughout the series really is feeding the Karren’s Apprentice theory to me.
https://piesbypost.com/ is down
Thank god Rachel won. The tasks actually matter.
Phil was a terrible candidate but the pie business was the obvious choice.
Asif and Noor aren’t on You’re hired for some reason.