*Hides evidences about attacks in Ethiopia and Somalia*
Yellow is the worst, right? Because the swedes tortured, killed and talked my ancestors for no reason other than bloodlust.
Edit: not “talked”. See, even autocorrect doesn’t want to mention what they did to our women
tell me one thing that we did (only accept things that we also had to pay for)
Austria is green???? ok
This map is pure bullshit.
Why is Croatia so bad while slovenia was good? I thought they were together for the most part of history?
Shout out to the lights out club. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. 🙈🙉🙊
Excellent work, folks. 10/10 propaganda. They think we’re innocent.
Let’s face it, all countries have a dark past, it’s just that some history has never been written whilst other has been glorified. An example are the Nordic countries, they have yellow while they should be darker, every viking raid meant all men, women and children were certainly corpses, and sometimes kept alive to be killed later for fun.
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Austria somehow getting a pass here is nearly as bad as the Belgians
Why is Poland split? Also turkey should be darker too.
Austria has never done anything wrong, ever
France always second to Britain
[Friendly banter](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk)
Skin color map according to Americunts.
Naah we good,,, right Poland?
And u germans loved our schwedentronk,,, right?
Map was 100% made by an Austrian
https://preview.redd.it/8cnml48noevc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08dfa769361092f86e84e6534b4b28a35593d40f
Yes and it was glorious
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so essentially [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0nmHymgM7Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0nmHymgM7Y) ?
What did my buddy finland do?
” and I would do it all over again … “
So we did nothing bad? Good!
*Hides evidences about attacks in Ethiopia and Somalia*
Yellow is the worst, right? Because the swedes tortured, killed and talked my ancestors for no reason other than bloodlust.
Edit: not “talked”. See, even autocorrect doesn’t want to mention what they did to our women
tell me one thing that we did (only accept things that we also had to pay for)
Austria is green???? ok
This map is pure bullshit.
Why is Croatia so bad while slovenia was good? I thought they were together for the most part of history?
Shout out to the lights out club. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. 🙈🙉🙊
Excellent work, folks. 10/10 propaganda. They think we’re innocent.
Let’s face it, all countries have a dark past, it’s just that some history has never been written whilst other has been glorified. An example are the Nordic countries, they have yellow while they should be darker, every viking raid meant all men, women and children were certainly corpses, and sometimes kept alive to be killed later for fun.
[*Cough Cough*](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deluge_(history))
Ah yes, the vikings didnt get up to any serious tomfoolery it seems
Dont mind us… just some friendly lil country with nice hills. Nothing to see here
We did 0 crimes while spreading Catholicism and superior European culture to the world
it’s not like Spain and Poortugal decimated an entire continent
Austria : starts two world wars
*green*
The Netherlands should be way lighter in color. We apologized, thus undoing all of our crimes.
Why is our great country dark?
What has Croatia done that the rest of the Balkans haven’t? Ustaše was bad but I mean Serbia is right there lol.
How is Finland darker than Sweden 😭😭😭
Map’s right, it’s the germans you have to watch out for
Ah yes, Soviet Union was a totally innocent union of peaceful states.