Trump Fumes as Judge Orders Him to Sit Like a Dog

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fumes-as-judge-orders-him-to-sit-like-a-dog

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  3. I seem to recall the instructions were for everyone to remain seated while the jury came and went; by Tuesday, drumpfuck was getting up when they came in.

  4. > Immediately, Merchan turned his face to the former president and said in a firm voice: “Sir, can you please have a seat.”
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    > … Without hesitation, Trump went and plopped straight back down into his maroon leather chair at the defense table.

    LOLOLOLOL. He’s scared, and he snapped-to like a guilty child. I bet a little bit of pee came out.

  6. It is nice to see this hateful old fuck have someone tell him what to do, I’ll admit.

  8. I had a different picture from ‘sit like a dog’.

    On his haunches, on the floor, head up, forelegs stretched and tongue lolling out.

    I guess I was wrong and misunderstood.

    But I hear he stinks like a dog that needs a wash. So, there is that.

  9. He’s so used to his bubble wherein everyone around him kisses his ass. This courtroom culture shock is enraging him.

  10. The judge making sure to remind the defendant just exactly who is in charge of the courtroom!

  12. “Sit, Donald! Stay, Donald! Roll over…on second thought, DON’T roll over, Donald, it will stink even worse in here!”

  13. He thinks he is going to be able to act like he did when he was debating Clinton. Shambling around and looming over her.

  14. No longer the most important person in a room and it stings.

    Funny that he could have avoided the pain he felt by just, you know, not committing felony crimes, but rapists aren’t known for their law abiding ways.

  15. >As the judge exited the courtroom, Trump shot up and made straight for the back, furious

    Crop-dusting the room as he left.

  17. Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and now you’re reduced to being told to sit.

    Now imagine you are Trump who was the most powerful man in the world being told to sit.

  18. Every day in that courtroom has got to be pure torture for the guy. He’s gone from the most powerful man in the world to a defendant in a criminal trial. His powerlessness is there for the world to see, day after day. His buddy Vlad must be laughing his ass off.

  21. Here’s what gets me about the rabid fanaticism surrounding him. People treat him like he’s a powerful, masculine, authoritative strongman as virile as any 20 year old.

    He’s a tired old man who slurs his words, smells real bad, has a gas and incontinence problem, and can’t stay awake. He’s surrounded by people who are taking advantage of him and using him for power and greed. He’s desperately in debt and has an endless stream of failed businesses, failed marriages, failures for children. He’s raging against minorities and women and anyone that doesn’t look up to him. He pays people to sit with him and tell him good things about himself.

    He’s not powerful. He’s pathetic and pitiable. And the worst part is, so many people that follow him know it, but they’re so filled with hate and fear that they disregard it all in the hopes that he’ll be mean to the people they hate.

  23. Trump- “I was treated like a dog!”

    Everyone- “Good!”

  24. Dogs mostly obey, Trump not so much.
    But good to hear there is a contempt hearing on Tues Re: Trumps clear violation of the gag order.

    I like to think it is the judges duty and moral obligation to protect the members of the jury

  26. How can anyone call themselves a Christian while supporting someone who has proudly broken almost every commandment without exhibiting a shred of remorse?

  27. I guess people are trying to spin this as a power play when for anyone else they would have been sitting in jail not their chair.

  28. I like to imagine Trump as a man who’s lived most of his life completely sheltered from the rain because he’s always surrounded by people who know to open an umbrella for him. Ultimately, though, he has no idea how to operate one on his own. So it checks out that when the rain finally becomes too strong, there’s less of those people around, so he flails, kicks and screams at the the downpour.

    Trump has absolutely no idea how to brace himself for even the most miniscule of hindrances, so watching him squirm is so satisfying.

  29. This comparison is insulting. Dogs are good boys. Trump is not.

  31. This trial is going to see him go into full blown man child mode, I guarantee it.

  33. The judge ordered Trump to sit like a dog and Trump shit on the floor.

  34. Dude looks like he’s getting absolutely no sleep besides the little naps he’s taking in court.

  35. This headline is misleading. It needs punctuation

    He didn’t tell him to sit like a dog; he told him to sit, like a dog

    (better would be “told him to sit, as if he was a dog”)

  36. I won’t believe he’ll ever face serious consequences until they actually happen. But in the meantime, I’ll enjoy his minor humiliations like this.

  37. In fairness to Trump, he’s apparently been ripping ass in that chair all day and just wanted to get out of his own cloud.

  38. He is trying to intimidate this judge and it’s not going to work. Chump is not in charge in this courtroom and it’s obvious.

  39. Every time I know he’s having a bad day it makes my day just so much better. Not as good as say, if he was actually help accountable for his evil ass shit, but ya know, ill take it for now.

  40. >Without hesitation, Trump went and plopped straight back down into his maroon leather chair at the defense table—and remained for another minute, fuming as the judge gathered his paperwork and strolled toward his chambers.

    If I were the judge it’d be hard not to take just a little extra long to order my papers before leaving.

  41. This article brought me more joy than I’ve felt for a while. FTG.

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