Sen. Collins is first in Senate history to cast 9,000 straight votes without ever missing one

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1. Too bad there were two votes, very important votes, that went the wrong way.

   Edit: well, maybe after those votes and now with this landmark metric, she will have _learned her lesson?_

2. Simply amazing that she managed to do this after pledging to only serve two terms when she was elected in 1997. That’s 4500 votes a term.

3. Well, I guess she’s always very concerned, isn’t she?

4. 9,000 votes for shitty policies and fascism? Give this woman an award!

5. Congratulations to Susan Collins, human dishrag.

6. Too bad she’s also a liar, traitor and coward.

7. Since she is one of the stupidest people in the Senate maybe she should take a break once in awhile

8. She is incredibly dedicated to making sure you get fucked. Incredible.

9. 9000 of them right on the party line, but with a furrowed brow of “deep concern” for the policies she’s enabling

10. It’s how people vote that matters, so I don’t give a …

11. Reporter: “Do you think he’s learned his lesson [about extorting the President of Ukraine]?”

    Senator Collins: “The President of the United States has been impeached! That’s a pretty big lesson.”

    Narrator: *He did not, in fact, learn his lesson.*

12. That’s a long time to suck at your job

13. And every single one was sold to the highest bidder

14. And on the wrong side of every important issue!

15. All this means is that she’s particularly adept at doing her job poorly.

16. We all wish she missed a few

17. The original concern troll.

18. It’s commendable that she shows up to work every day, but my god, *why don’t the rest of them*.

19. She did her job?! Incredible!

    Be great if the rest of these chucklefucks did the same. But I understand how difficult it can be to work an average of 2-3 days per week.

20. Too bad most of them were bad votes

21. But women only need to remember 2. Gorsuch and Kavanaugh.

22. 9,000 straight terrible decisions

23. And *every fucking one* of them was intended to hurt someone, to protect some guilty person from consequences, or to tear down some valuable institution.

24. …. and still not an ounce of integrity in her body.

25. No kudos to her, she is straight up maga, and helped to seat the extreme court

26. How many of those votes hurt the people of Maine, economically, socially, when it came it equality, or their health?

27. Still the biggest piece of shit.

28. Most of her votes were wrong, but she made them consistently.

29. If only they were good votes…

30. Great now leave politics 👍 

31. And most of them on the wrong side of history