Portugeezers need excitement

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1. The design honestly doesn’t look too ineffective lol

2. Good for Portugal that they’re so far away from Greece. They would have been overrun within seconds

3. Is this a German dropping a reference to The Streets?

   I love this sub

4. Romanians stole the stones

5. Why are they so obsessed with caralhos

6. This fort isn’t strong enough to resist a single cunt.

7. If there lives don’t provide it, they build giant penis shaped fortresses  

8. We should also do our caravelas like this but “tHe QuEeN tHiNkS tHaT iT iS cHiLdISH” smh

9. Common sense, simple common sense

10. Fort Dick

11. Bask in this stone hard demonstration of testosterone superiority!

12. A fort for Portuguese seamen

13. Antics like this are why we’re friends.