most random and wholesome thing about Germany: very common private restroom guest diaries, to vividly describe the experience of someone elses 'shit house'

by Rest-Cute

4 comments
  1. out of the many thrones i got to experience this must be the most remarkable, the shape of this pure white [marble] bowl adheres to my ‘all worthy’, so that the walk facilitates such joy it already recalls me. I thank thou, to have this provided for me. Please excuse my misspelling, im still so overwhelmed! reference: “S” color: healthy\ weight: light as a feather

  2. it has been, as already often experienced a succesfull dump. Brute 20cm (~8in) sausage, that has been severed into halves by a woodchucks piss beam after fulfilled work. 10/10 would do again! B=>

  3. After the all-morningly cup of coffee […] i could execute the very first business in the new accomodation. Somewhat firm, but therefore not neccessary of whiping. To another!

  4. My first shitty here. Went fast 10/10. Was crumbly 7/10. Fell directly into the water 5/10. No butt backsplashes 10/10. Happiliy again!

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