Jesus Christ, imagine supporting this lot, imagine not realising what absolute mugs they’re taking you for.
The sad part is I’d still prefer Rishi as a next PM compared to Liz Truss. Not that it would be much of a compliment to Rishi.
This is up there with those stories of people attending A&E after accidently sitting on something and having to have it surgically removed.
I have stage 4 audio visual impairment. Just ask my wife, she’s seen my diagnosis first hand.
I simply cannot tell the difference between a gay bar/bondage dungeon and a regular pub, it’s a legitimate health issue that is becoming more prevalent.
Just last week I found myself sucking dicks outside the local Esso and I only popped out to get some milk.
I feel like the world has gone completely crazy the last few years, Trump telling people to inject themselves with bleach, Prince Andrew can’t sweat, Sunak accidently attending a birthday “event”
Are we being tested? Is it the Illuminati seeing exactly how much shit people will swallow? Where can we go from here? What’s next? Will Michael Gove declare himself to be the second coming of Christ tomorrow? It just keeps getting sillier
Accidentally ate cake? Accidentally joined in with the singing?
I find this less believable than all those STEP-siblings accidentally falling into stuff and getting stuck on pornhub.
To be fair, if he’s hosting as many piss ups at work as it appears he is half the government has probably accidently wandered in on one of his parties. Not saying I buy Rishi’s excuse, and he should have called him out on it anyway.
Ok so, either A:this is rishis excuse for turning up in the pictures.
OR
B: Rishi isn’t invited because he’s a big number crunching nerd.
So while Boris was looking at the floor enduring endless call for him to go (from his own side) he was actually thinking “thank goodness they don’t know about all the other parties”
This reminds me of that scene from hot fuzz where the police are just trying to rationalize all the obvious murders by saying something like “oh this lady accidentally tripped and stabbed herself with garden shears”
This is just silly now. Like, come on. They’re literally just taking the piss, but I suppose they’ve been doing that for years, but this is just ridiculous. This would’ve been a joke in the thick of it years ago, now it’s reality.
So Rishi went to the um, “occasion” to tell Boris the country was economically fucked and Boris said ” not as much we’ve been all week.
He’s clearly not to blame, probably didn’t know it was a birthday party. Just another work event with cake, presents, booze and normal work event stuff am I right?
I have never accidently turned up anywhere.
This is pathetic, and that shit stain is even worse than boris
Billionaire liar raising taxes and crushing middle class at his whim. Disgraced Indian.
“Whoops, just happened to find myself in a room with 30 people during a lockdown where nobody could mix inside. Whooooooooooops.”
Next thing all restrictions on covid will be lifted and the Russians will invade Ulraine
‘Accidentally went to a birthday party’. The fucking nerve of these twats.
>Rishi Sunak accidentally went to Boris Johnson’s No 10 birthday event
Has the same energy as the guy in A and E with a Hoover attachment wedged up their arse claiming they “accidentally” fell on it.
Rishi Sunak lives at number 10. He accidently went back to his own house ?
Well that rules DD out. You would have to be a full time SAS trooper to have such great EoT in an ambush.
He should have just said he went around to complain about the noise and loud music. I’d have believed that.
Is there anyone in this government that hasn’t been “ambushed by cake”?
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Accidental Birthday Party
I hear they’re on spotify
I love this if “accidentally” wasn’t good enough, it actually says “birthday event” now we know why Rishi has been supporting Boris!
It’s funny how these excuses would get you nowhere if you were a pleb, but are barely questioned if you’re a member of the ruling class
When did Newsthump become mainstream media?
Oh, this isn’t one of their headlines? As you were…
> Yahoo News UK understands he was unintentionally present when a birthday cake was served
Remarkably convenient “accidental” timing. Seems legit..
Jesus Christ, imagine supporting this lot, imagine not realising what absolute mugs they’re taking you for.
The sad part is I’d still prefer Rishi as a next PM compared to Liz Truss. Not that it would be much of a compliment to Rishi.
This is up there with those stories of people attending A&E after accidently sitting on something and having to have it surgically removed.
I have stage 4 audio visual impairment. Just ask my wife, she’s seen my diagnosis first hand.
I simply cannot tell the difference between a gay bar/bondage dungeon and a regular pub, it’s a legitimate health issue that is becoming more prevalent.
Just last week I found myself sucking dicks outside the local Esso and I only popped out to get some milk.
I feel like the world has gone completely crazy the last few years, Trump telling people to inject themselves with bleach, Prince Andrew can’t sweat, Sunak accidently attending a birthday “event”
Are we being tested? Is it the Illuminati seeing exactly how much shit people will swallow? Where can we go from here? What’s next? Will Michael Gove declare himself to be the second coming of Christ tomorrow? It just keeps getting sillier
Accidentally ate cake? Accidentally joined in with the singing?
[same energy tbh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpNTi-9oRQ)
I find this less believable than all those STEP-siblings accidentally falling into stuff and getting stuck on pornhub.
To be fair, if he’s hosting as many piss ups at work as it appears he is half the government has probably accidently wandered in on one of his parties. Not saying I buy Rishi’s excuse, and he should have called him out on it anyway.
Ok so, either A:this is rishis excuse for turning up in the pictures.
OR
B: Rishi isn’t invited because he’s a big number crunching nerd.
So while Boris was looking at the floor enduring endless call for him to go (from his own side) he was actually thinking “thank goodness they don’t know about all the other parties”
This reminds me of that scene from hot fuzz where the police are just trying to rationalize all the obvious murders by saying something like “oh this lady accidentally tripped and stabbed herself with garden shears”
This is just silly now. Like, come on. They’re literally just taking the piss, but I suppose they’ve been doing that for years, but this is just ridiculous. This would’ve been a joke in the thick of it years ago, now it’s reality.
So Rishi went to the um, “occasion” to tell Boris the country was economically fucked and Boris said ” not as much we’ve been all week.
He’s clearly not to blame, probably didn’t know it was a birthday party. Just another work event with cake, presents, booze and normal work event stuff am I right?
I have never accidently turned up anywhere.
This is pathetic, and that shit stain is even worse than boris
Billionaire liar raising taxes and crushing middle class at his whim. Disgraced Indian.
“Whoops, just happened to find myself in a room with 30 people during a lockdown where nobody could mix inside. Whooooooooooops.”
Next thing all restrictions on covid will be lifted and the Russians will invade Ulraine
‘Accidentally went to a birthday party’. The fucking nerve of these twats.
>Rishi Sunak accidentally went to Boris Johnson’s No 10 birthday event
Has the same energy as the guy in A and E with a Hoover attachment wedged up their arse claiming they “accidentally” fell on it.
Rishi Sunak lives at number 10. He accidently went back to his own house ?
Well that rules DD out. You would have to be a full time SAS trooper to have such great EoT in an ambush.
He should have just said he went around to complain about the noise and loud music. I’d have believed that.
Is there anyone in this government that hasn’t been “ambushed by cake”?
What a bunch of twats.