They interviewed the seagull and it had this to say;
“The rumours are true. I’m gull-ty as charged”
They should have named him Steven Seagull, missed opportunity…
I’m not so gull-ible to believe that they have had every seagull fight to crown this one the hardest
He’s been caw-t in the act.
Danny Dyer’s new series: *Britain’s Hardest Seabirds*
“I’m waiting to meet a guillemot that’s got a reputation as a complete fucking nutter, and I don’t mind tellin’ ya, my anxiety’s coming out me ear’oles. My bum’s flapping like a good’un.”
Same old story, full of beak, thinks he can fight the world
How do people still buy these newspapers
Imagine the reporter with a ‘serious’ story they wanted to run…”na love, we’re giving the front page to Dave and his ASBO seagul”
I would have been completely lost without the red arrow
I wanna know more about the article “nobody ate sleepy joes uncle “
I’m just wondering whether he’s a Liverpool or Everton fan!
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I’m now scared of seagulls because this morning going oast a field on strain I saw a dead squirrel in its mouth don’t no if it normal or what but flying hard nuts
Psycho Seagull
C’est que ce?
Pah pahpah pah pah pahpah pah pah pah
Better run run run run run run away.
Why is everything to an extreme with the scousers. They have to be the best in the world. The hardest seagulls. The worst accent. The biggest hypocrites.
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They interviewed the seagull and it had this to say;
“The rumours are true. I’m gull-ty as charged”
They should have named him Steven Seagull, missed opportunity…
I’m not so gull-ible to believe that they have had every seagull fight to crown this one the hardest
He’s been caw-t in the act.
Danny Dyer’s new series: *Britain’s Hardest Seabirds*
“I’m waiting to meet a guillemot that’s got a reputation as a complete fucking nutter, and I don’t mind tellin’ ya, my anxiety’s coming out me ear’oles. My bum’s flapping like a good’un.”
Same old story, full of beak, thinks he can fight the world
How do people still buy these newspapers
Imagine the reporter with a ‘serious’ story they wanted to run…”na love, we’re giving the front page to Dave and his ASBO seagul”
I would have been completely lost without the red arrow
I wanna know more about the article “nobody ate sleepy joes uncle “
I’m just wondering whether he’s a Liverpool or Everton fan!
[removed]
I’m now scared of seagulls because this morning going oast a field on strain I saw a dead squirrel in its mouth don’t no if it normal or what but flying hard nuts
Psycho Seagull
C’est que ce?
Pah pahpah pah pah pahpah pah pah pah
Better run run run run run run away.
Why is everything to an extreme with the scousers. They have to be the best in the world. The hardest seagulls. The worst accent. The biggest hypocrites.
Like short man syndrome.