Trump Is Furious He Got Caught Sleeping in Court

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-is-furious-that-he-got-caught-sleeping-in-his-trial.html

49 comments

  3. Trump Is Furious He Got Caught ~~Sleeping in Court~~

    FTFY

  4. Trump: They filled the room with sleeping gas
    Reporter: So, why were you the only one sleeping
    Trump: No more questions!

  5. Maybe consider less posts on social media at night. Oh well. The time slots not sleeping have to be compensated at some other time slots.

  6. Sounds like Don Snoreleone would put out a hit on Haberman if he thought he could get away with it.

  7. That sketch artist didn’t give Don nearly enough neck girth

  8. If you stopped posting shit at 3am, you wouldn’t be sleeping in court

  9. He sits at the front at a table. Don’t fall asleep.

  10. Maybe take care of yourself so you can stay awake during a trial where you are the defendant?

  18. He should be furious about being a thick orange wanker.

  19. These caricatures are great! Looks so much like the crypt keeper.

  20. I hope he is soooo furious he starts snorting more Adderall then normal which makes him lose it all the more in court.

  21. I’m convinced he’s held together by nothing but hate and orange spray paint

  22. That “crooked” judge forced Trump to sleep through court when he could have been sleeping through his son’s graduation!

  23. I gotta say, I like to see him sleeping rather than being awake.

  27. Maybe he should drink coffee like the rest of us would if we had to show up in court

  28. He also shit himself, is he furious about that bit also?

  29. Old Sleepy Don. I’d be way more embarrassed about constantly shitting my pants and making people gag.

  30. I’ve been caught sleepin’, once when I was 77

    I enjoy sleepin’, it’s just as simple as that

    Oh well, it’s just a simple fact

    When I want something, man, I don’t wanna pay for it

  32. Yesss baby. Ive been waiting to see this headline- still haven’t seen one about him addressing the shitting and farting.

    But you KNOW his ego can’t take it. After enough being poked fun of for sleeping, he’s not going to take the handlers benzos or whatever they are feeding him- instead, his ass is gonna go hardddd the other way.

    He’ll be all ready and amped to make a scene in court, lash out during the trial, and really show how crazy he is (for those few of us out there that refuse to see it)

  33. Let me tell you something, folks. I was in that courtroom, dealing with all the fake news and the crooked lawyers, believe me. The room was stuffy, so hot you wouldn’t believe it. And then they bring out this big turkey dinner, the best you’ve ever seen. Juicy, succulent, perfect. Now, I’ve had many great meals, many, many great meals, but this one, it was something else. So I’m sitting there, fighting for justice like always, but that turkey, it got the best of me. It was so good, I couldn’t help but close my eyes for just a minute. Next thing I know, I’m catching some z’s right there in the courtroom. But let me tell you, I woke up stronger than ever, ready to fight for the American people. Just like I always do.

  34. I think he may have been forced off the uppers he’s been on for 40 years.

  35. I heard it’s because he sniffed one too many of his own farts.

  36. Always somebody else fault. Wonder if his attorney is required to assume Trump’s farts in court.

  37. Basically ruined the whole sleepy joe attack. Biden now has a comeback everytime he brings it up.

  38. Trump was furious he got caught ________.

    There we go, I’ve just written every headline for the next couple years.

  39. Jewish sleep lasers are responsible for this.

    No don’t ask me wh-…look it up!

  41. I think we should hang this one in the national portrait gallery, it really says a lot about him

  44. everything is a distraction. he’s more embarrassed that he was laying eggs while asleep, so he’s focusing the attention on the sleeping part.

  45. It would be a terrible shame if someone raised money via crowdfunding and put this sketch on a billboard near Mar-a-Lago

Leave a Reply