The Day Today: Underground may be closed due to infestation of horses

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1. Khan’s known about the horse infestation for years but done nothing about it as he’s in the pocket of the TFL unions. I don’t know about you, but this is making me reconsider who I’m voting for in the mayoral election. I’d like to see a politician take an active anti-horse stance for once.

2. Good. Someone is questioning this “just waiting to happen” incident.

   The fact those horses have clearly Arabian roots is highly suspicious

   I’m very eassured the Home secretary will start patrolling the Victoria Line ( lol )

3. Some say the Lime Bikes are beginning to pupate into horses 😳

4. Highly apt – horses running amok in L

5. Overlord, Titan of the hairdressing industry and wannabe Mayor, Susan Hall is going to ‘sort this out once and for all’ when she takes the reins. Susan proclaimed ‘Lawless London strikes again and Susan is going to head it off at the pass’. Susan claims she has spoken to ‘the fine people of London’ and they all agree with her that gangs of horses running around with machetes and stealing the purses of ‘normal Londoners’ is ‘not on’.

6. Time to send in the Crackers.

7. I miss him being on tv. Brass eye hit different.

8. Peter! You’ve lost the news!