No one ever thinks our empire is cool😞

16 comments

1. Vasa was cool. Nobody else was trying to make submarines that big.

2. We do, unironically.

3. Hans here with one question:

   What is worse, to have no one else to think that your empire was cool, or to know that everyone knows that yours was definitely not cool.

   hälsningar från Tyskland

   Also:

   The VASA was cool, IKEA is and Volvo has build some nice cars.

4. If your empire isn’t that impressive you need to do something unique, like the Belgians.

5. Virgin Barry stealing people’s treasures vs Chad Anders throwing them down rivers

6. I’ve been to the Vasa museum, it’s very impressive

7. https://preview.redd.it/ks362o129lwc1.png?width=932&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bd0002869a67c3278c75baad454901c67026cc5

   I still do not understand how a rebel province, who at most held something comparative to half of our level of prime real estate, can think they had an empire.
   We colonised Barry (not necessarily England in general, but the Barry part I sure as shit am claiming credit for!), the fuck did you do besides walking on ice?

8. Good, eat shit, you deserve everything bad that happened for Potop

9. Sven, your empire was soo poor you stole literal stone from us. You frozen mongol.

10. Lol, Lmao

11. Well, at least your empire served to make cool sabaton songs

12. If we had a big fucking sub then ours wouldn’t sink because we are better

13. you cucked out of the race after one good whopping and then started pretending you were the good guys all along, of course no ones gonna respect that

14. https://preview.redd.it/r322pspgolwc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d92ae23729829de2a33d319de2889badd28915

15. Vasa is just a “vaskning”, we had bigger, better ships.😏

16. Empire. I rarely laughed so much.