Yes I want to break the pasta and yes I want kebab on my pizza
You don’t control it and neither do I.
Needs more cream and pineapple
Seriously though, his mentor was Gennaro Contaldo so his Italian cooking probably ain’t too bad. Also, italians need to fucking GROW UP and stop being so autistic about food. “Waaaahhh the recipe isaa not like my maamma’s 😭😭😭” your ancestors conquered the world. Have some shame
If he tries to make mousaka or pastitsio , i will sue the British embassy
What you expect from a brit
Eh, we already knew that he wasn’t a good chef when he put chilli jam in egg fried rice.
That man ruined irn bru
What in the mother of Köttbullar is this shit
Italians not reacting as they are mobilising for war.
If it helps he is generally hated in the UK because of the fact that he is a tosser and he campaigned so heavily for the sugar tax that ruined fucking everything I ever loved.
Smug faced arsehole
Italians back then: “Those Asian noodles are nice. Here’s our personal twist on them.”
Italians now: “How dare you cook this original Italian pasta dish with a different ingedrient! You’ve ruined the whole concept of food!”
in defense of fellow Italians PIGS, there is no twist on carbonara, carbonara is carbonara, if theres a twist isn’t carbonara..
go deep fry mars bars you barry twat..
I thought WW2 was over
He’s doing to Italian cuisine what he did to fried rice.
you can make this and eat it, but for fucks sake don’t call this carbonara.
I‘m a bit confused here. I hate Jamie Oliver’s recipes for claiming to be from a country and then having nothing to do with the original dish a all.
But on the other hand he makes Italians mad, you gotta give him that
Honestly? I think Italians are at fault.
Maybe my standards are too low, but as long as you don’t put cream in the Carbonara I can actually live with it…
Absolute stain on British chefs, I don’t need a twist on a carbonara if I want one I’ll make it the proper way, that’s just sausage pasta you fucking gimp absolute wet towel of a human
Made millions pretending to be some hip, mod, working class, jack the lad geezer. Actually upper middle class poser, grew up in some posh village pub in Essex.
Left countless small food suppliers tens of thousands out of pocket, when his shitty restaurant chain went bust. Didn’t pay his staff, they didn’t know they had no job until they turned up to work at a boarded up restaurant or read in papers.
Fucked up British school dinners, turkey twizzlers ffs. Cunt. Deport the smug bastard to Italy for culinary crimes .
I just gave Al Qaeda this guy’s address.
Best of Italian cuisine is its simplicity. Twisting such a simple recipe is so arrogant, it has same energy as saying “hey look, everybody before me was stupid, here’s how to do it”. It’s like going to primary school and teach children that alphabet starts with J, O, T instead of A, B, C because, before me, teachers were like some kind of ooooga boooga people
Look, I try not to be too snobby and gatekeepy about food… He can make whatever he wants, and I’m sure some of it is even edible, but if you’re gonna change a recipe so much, just call it something else? That would eliminate 90% of the grief he gets.
But then again he’s a world famous celebrity and I’m not, so who the fuck knows.
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tried to get rid of turkey twizzlers the fucking nonce
we disavow him
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Menace? No. Lispy cunt? Yes.
Italian food is fair game at his point
Yes I want to break the pasta and yes I want kebab on my pizza
You don’t control it and neither do I.
Needs more cream and pineapple
Seriously though, his mentor was Gennaro Contaldo so his Italian cooking probably ain’t too bad. Also, italians need to fucking GROW UP and stop being so autistic about food. “Waaaahhh the recipe isaa not like my maamma’s 😭😭😭” your ancestors conquered the world. Have some shame
Pisstaking aside, some of his recipes are fantastic. I love his [bolognese with pancetta (he uses bacon), sun dried tomatoes and rosemary ](https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/beef-recipes/spaghetti-bolognese/).
Genaro is an absolute gem too
Looks like his “twist” is chunks of dog food
Uncle Roger was right all along, he makes everyone’s ancestors cry
the only twist here should be on Jamie Oliver’s balls. Until he passes out.
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We need to stop this mad man
looks great, funny how only polentones who eat cornmeal get butthurt about southern italian/roman food not-a being-a like-a mamma’s
Jamie Oliver
He can’t make egg fried rice at all
He put olive oil and chilli jam, haiyaa
Jamie Oliver
He can’t make egg fried rice or Thai green curry
He put three chilli in Thai green curry
Fuiyoh
This song go out to all the people who mess up Asian food
Especially you, Jamie
You make ramen but you use soba
That why your career over
Don’t use chilli jam, you silly man, haiyaa
Egg fried rice, you use olive oil
Packet rice, you don’t even boil
Your rice so soggy and wet
Your restaurant closed, you in debt
Uncle Roger, ©2024
Should be pointed out that Jamie Oliver is not a qualified chef. He never completed his training.
When you demand change but the only options are worse than the original:
I can forgive the ingredients, it s not going to be as good but whatever. What i can t forgive is how dry it looks
Tagliatelle
Guanchale
Egg
Pecorino
Freshly cracked pepper.
Nothing more.
Nothing less.
If he tries to make mousaka or pastitsio , i will sue the British embassy
What you expect from a brit
Eh, we already knew that he wasn’t a good chef when he put chilli jam in egg fried rice.
That man ruined irn bru
What in the mother of Köttbullar is this shit
Italians not reacting as they are mobilising for war.
If it helps he is generally hated in the UK because of the fact that he is a tosser and he campaigned so heavily for the sugar tax that ruined fucking everything I ever loved.
Smug faced arsehole
Italians back then: “Those Asian noodles are nice. Here’s our personal twist on them.”
Italians now: “How dare you cook this original Italian pasta dish with a different ingedrient! You’ve ruined the whole concept of food!”
in defense of fellow Italians PIGS, there is no twist on carbonara, carbonara is carbonara, if theres a twist isn’t carbonara..
go deep fry mars bars you barry twat..
I thought WW2 was over
He’s doing to Italian cuisine what he did to fried rice.
you can make this and eat it, but for fucks sake don’t call this carbonara.
I‘m a bit confused here. I hate Jamie Oliver’s recipes for claiming to be from a country and then having nothing to do with the original dish a all.
But on the other hand he makes Italians mad, you gotta give him that
Honestly? I think Italians are at fault.
Maybe my standards are too low, but as long as you don’t put cream in the Carbonara I can actually live with it…
Absolute stain on British chefs, I don’t need a twist on a carbonara if I want one I’ll make it the proper way, that’s just sausage pasta you fucking gimp absolute wet towel of a human
Hey Hans I found your Würstels
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We’re witnessing the collapse of society.
He’s a fucking cunt. Fat tongued mockney wanker, obnoxious champagne socialist prick. Talentless, fat smelly looking twat.
Made millions pretending to be some hip, mod, working class, jack the lad geezer. Actually upper middle class poser, grew up in some posh village pub in Essex.
Left countless small food suppliers tens of thousands out of pocket, when his shitty restaurant chain went bust. Didn’t pay his staff, they didn’t know they had no job until they turned up to work at a boarded up restaurant or read in papers.
Fucked up British school dinners, turkey twizzlers ffs. Cunt. Deport the smug bastard to Italy for culinary crimes .
I just gave Al Qaeda this guy’s address.
Best of Italian cuisine is its simplicity. Twisting such a simple recipe is so arrogant, it has same energy as saying “hey look, everybody before me was stupid, here’s how to do it”. It’s like going to primary school and teach children that alphabet starts with J, O, T instead of A, B, C because, before me, teachers were like some kind of ooooga boooga people
Look, I try not to be too snobby and gatekeepy about food… He can make whatever he wants, and I’m sure some of it is even edible, but if you’re gonna change a recipe so much, just call it something else? That would eliminate 90% of the grief he gets.
But then again he’s a world famous celebrity and I’m not, so who the fuck knows.