I get the impression scandals are going to continue rolling out, week after week with Johnson. It’s who he is. He’s not a serious person.
This isn’t just a normal business meeting.
It’s an M&S business meeting
My birthday had me, my son and my wife for two years on the trot.
2020 was Tier 4 the most restrictive of the tiers – virtually every entertainment venue closed and you could not meet others in the house.
2021 no more than three household groups could meet
If the cake has a Union Jack on it then it’s clearly a work event.
Maybe the only party food sale M&S made this month.
Boris doing its job, supporting a national icon during lean time.
The cake is appropriate seeing as how they seem to be carving up the country and handing slices out to their chums.
Johnson: “I heard the singing and believed it was a hand washing training session”.
From what I’ve read the ‘party’ was following a meeting. The people were already working closely together in the same building and outside catering was used a lot during COVID so is that any different?
Were there hats? Was jelly present. We’re party rings consumed. Was there a magician.
If any were missing, it’s not a party,
“It wasn’t a real birthday party without Colin the Caterpillar” – Boris Johnson in two days, probably
At least it was proper BRITISH party food. None of this Iceland stuff.
They went to M&S for birthday food and didn’t get a Colin the caterpillar cake. Why aren’t the police investigating this criminal behaviour?
But hurry up, you’ve got to eat, drink, sing happy birthday, congratulate the PM, and get the FUCK OUT OF THERE IN 10 MINUTES, otherwise it’ll be a scandal.
> The PM is said to have attended the event on the way to chairing a Covid strategy meeting.
You can’t make it up!
I spent my birthday by myself during lockdown. I have sad memories of sitting there by myself drinking a beer and eating some food I’d cooked up thinking, this is one of the shittest birthdays I’ve ever had but at least I’m being safe and following the law.
It really pisses me off that Boris got to celebrate his with seemingly no repercussions… Yet.
Just when you think the story is fading away and not appearing so predominantly on the news apps and websites… BOOM another breaks. Whoever is timing this is doing a very good job.
“The party was a bit of an M&S nightmare” – no wonder he only stayed 10 minutes
I would’ve taken this seriously if they had gone to Sainsburys
That’s really nice. My grandmother was dying, and I would have loved to give her a slice of the cake, but I couldn’t visit her. She was dying of cancer, and Boris was eating cake! He personally killed my grandmother with that cake! 😡
(Just kidding, I was just trying to emotionally blackmail everyone with bullshit..)
I’m not sure what I’m more pissed off about.
The state of the country or not getting any cake.
If I find out Colin was there I’m gonna be so disappointed
Motherfucker had a Colin the Caterpiller birthday cake like it was the nothing.
I wish they would talk about something else really getting boring now. The man couldn’t give a shit about his owns rules, is a blatant piss head, is not going to resign, his homies ain’t gonna kick him out, so why not just shut up. I seriously cannot do another day of describing his birthday cake or what wine he drank!!! Let’s talk about how fucking authoritarian this twat was and how the rules were completely dumb and how all of us blindly followed them
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I get the impression scandals are going to continue rolling out, week after week with Johnson. It’s who he is. He’s not a serious person.
This isn’t just a normal business meeting.
It’s an M&S business meeting
My birthday had me, my son and my wife for two years on the trot.
2020 was Tier 4 the most restrictive of the tiers – virtually every entertainment venue closed and you could not meet others in the house.
2021 no more than three household groups could meet
If the cake has a Union Jack on it then it’s clearly a work event.
Maybe the only party food sale M&S made this month.
Boris doing its job, supporting a national icon during lean time.
The cake is appropriate seeing as how they seem to be carving up the country and handing slices out to their chums.
Johnson: “I heard the singing and believed it was a hand washing training session”.
From what I’ve read the ‘party’ was following a meeting. The people were already working closely together in the same building and outside catering was used a lot during COVID so is that any different?
Were there hats? Was jelly present. We’re party rings consumed. Was there a magician.
If any were missing, it’s not a party,
“It wasn’t a real birthday party without Colin the Caterpillar” – Boris Johnson in two days, probably
At least it was proper BRITISH party food. None of this Iceland stuff.
They went to M&S for birthday food and didn’t get a Colin the caterpillar cake. Why aren’t the police investigating this criminal behaviour?
But hurry up, you’ve got to eat, drink, sing happy birthday, congratulate the PM, and get the FUCK OUT OF THERE IN 10 MINUTES, otherwise it’ll be a scandal.
> The PM is said to have attended the event on the way to chairing a Covid strategy meeting.
You can’t make it up!
I spent my birthday by myself during lockdown. I have sad memories of sitting there by myself drinking a beer and eating some food I’d cooked up thinking, this is one of the shittest birthdays I’ve ever had but at least I’m being safe and following the law.
It really pisses me off that Boris got to celebrate his with seemingly no repercussions… Yet.
Just when you think the story is fading away and not appearing so predominantly on the news apps and websites… BOOM another breaks. Whoever is timing this is doing a very good job.
“The party was a bit of an M&S nightmare” – no wonder he only stayed 10 minutes
I would’ve taken this seriously if they had gone to Sainsburys
That’s really nice. My grandmother was dying, and I would have loved to give her a slice of the cake, but I couldn’t visit her. She was dying of cancer, and Boris was eating cake! He personally killed my grandmother with that cake! 😡
(Just kidding, I was just trying to emotionally blackmail everyone with bullshit..)
I’m not sure what I’m more pissed off about.
The state of the country or not getting any cake.
If I find out Colin was there I’m gonna be so disappointed
Motherfucker had a Colin the Caterpiller birthday cake like it was the nothing.
I wish they would talk about something else really getting boring now. The man couldn’t give a shit about his owns rules, is a blatant piss head, is not going to resign, his homies ain’t gonna kick him out, so why not just shut up. I seriously cannot do another day of describing his birthday cake or what wine he drank!!! Let’s talk about how fucking authoritarian this twat was and how the rules were completely dumb and how all of us blindly followed them