Imagine everything that is good about Ireland but with a cover charge
Because we mastered the secret art of growing potatoes
But Irish could be of use for the Dutch. Bring a couple of irishmen to the Netherlands, avoid them from drinking alcohol and wait. They will drain the sea for you.
To be real for a second it’s because the English (bastards) were taking the harvests of all the other crops as merchandise, and potatoes as a hardy root veg were left for the Irish to eat
But I agree with him if the Dutch were our chattel farmers and grew all our food for us then the British empire never would’ve fallen
No actually do you know what? You’re right. Why did we not think to just eat something else? You must be like some kind of genius or something, highest IQ in the whole swamp.
I’m already in Ireland… But the natives don’t seem to follow me, or can be influenced.
I’ll experiment some more and report back in a week with my findings!
He says it like sinking the Netherlands would be a bad thing??
I mean, the Netherlands are quite literally sinking.
Reality 1 – Bismark 0
Im gonna print this on a poster and hang it in my toilet. What a visionaire.
The original Liberal
Pretty sure if there was a potato crop fail now in ireland, there would still be people dying of famine…
They won’t eat anything else.
Potato, Beef, Lamb, Carrots, mushrooms and butter, pint to push it down that’s their typical diet.
And ofc Toast, eggs, sausage and chicken rolls for breakfast.
When I tell someone I eat fish 3 days of the week they look at me like I am mental. And I do have to drive 20km to get it fresh every week.
It’s also very common in dublin for people to have a kitchen for breakfast only, or not even that, most will just order take out/just eat. And in the morning easy to see someone going to a spar to get a chicken roll in their robe. Lol
Did he forget the ‘t’ in sink?
Dare I say, *based*?
There’s a joke about a Dutch man entering ireland and causing a lasting impact, for the life of me I can’t quite light that bonfire
all the other crops were stolen by the brits
They’d probably drink all that water before it even started sinking
Hey. Shut up.
Oh they grew more crops, the barries just stole everything else
The Dutch would probably polder the Irish Sea and than you would have a land border with *England* and who the hell wants that
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Imagine everything that is good about Ireland but with a cover charge
Because we mastered the secret art of growing potatoes
But Irish could be of use for the Dutch. Bring a couple of irishmen to the Netherlands, avoid them from drinking alcohol and wait. They will drain the sea for you.
To be real for a second it’s because the English (bastards) were taking the harvests of all the other crops as merchandise, and potatoes as a hardy root veg were left for the Irish to eat
But I agree with him if the Dutch were our chattel farmers and grew all our food for us then the British empire never would’ve fallen
No actually do you know what? You’re right. Why did we not think to just eat something else? You must be like some kind of genius or something, highest IQ in the whole swamp.
I’m already in Ireland… But the natives don’t seem to follow me, or can be influenced.
I’ll experiment some more and report back in a week with my findings!
He says it like sinking the Netherlands would be a bad thing??
I mean, the Netherlands are quite literally sinking.
Reality 1 – Bismark 0
Im gonna print this on a poster and hang it in my toilet. What a visionaire.
The original Liberal
Pretty sure if there was a potato crop fail now in ireland, there would still be people dying of famine…
They won’t eat anything else.
Potato, Beef, Lamb, Carrots, mushrooms and butter, pint to push it down that’s their typical diet.
And ofc Toast, eggs, sausage and chicken rolls for breakfast.
When I tell someone I eat fish 3 days of the week they look at me like I am mental. And I do have to drive 20km to get it fresh every week.
It’s also very common in dublin for people to have a kitchen for breakfast only, or not even that, most will just order take out/just eat. And in the morning easy to see someone going to a spar to get a chicken roll in their robe. Lol
Did he forget the ‘t’ in sink?
Dare I say, *based*?
There’s a joke about a Dutch man entering ireland and causing a lasting impact, for the life of me I can’t quite light that bonfire
all the other crops were stolen by the brits
They’d probably drink all that water before it even started sinking
Hey. Shut up.
Oh they grew more crops, the barries just stole everything else
The Dutch would probably polder the Irish Sea and than you would have a land border with *England* and who the hell wants that