Little Carmine was great. My favorite quote of his was:
“*What happened at Bute House, this alteration you had with him.*
*You’re at the precipice, Humza, of an enormous crossroad*.”
Now this is a meme I can get behind.
This is very allegorical
*The fundamental question is, will he be as effective as a First Minister like Nicola Sturgeon was. And he will be, even more so … but until he is, it’s going to be hard to verify that he thinks he’ll be more effective*
I never thought I’d see the day when Little Carmine and Humza Yousaf were in the same sentence or, indeed, thread.
But.
The more I think about it, it’s clear that when David Chase created the Little Carmine character he always had Yousaf in mind. Or, Yousaf modeled himself on Lil’ Carmine. It has to be one or the other because they’re a perfect, symbiotic match.
We can’t have the Greens in our social club no more. That much I do know.
Harvey: Jesus Christ, you did it. You ditched that fuckin’ climate target!?
Yousaf: No, I did NOT! But so what?
Harvey: So what?!
Yousaf: It was a fucking climate target! We make a 41.6million metric tons of CO2 a year! My career’s in the fuckin’ hospital! I don’t hear you complaining though, when I bring you green policies; you don’t give a shit where that Low Emission Zone stops! Don’t give me that look! It was a fucking climate target! What are you, principled? You drive and take holidays by the carload!
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Quasimodo predicted all dis
Sharp as a fucking cue ball.
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?!
Little Carmine was great. My favorite quote of his was:
“*What happened at Bute House, this alteration you had with him.*
*You’re at the precipice, Humza, of an enormous crossroad*.”
Now this is a meme I can get behind.
This is very allegorical
*The fundamental question is, will he be as effective as a First Minister like Nicola Sturgeon was. And he will be, even more so … but until he is, it’s going to be hard to verify that he thinks he’ll be more effective*
I never thought I’d see the day when Little Carmine and Humza Yousaf were in the same sentence or, indeed, thread.
But.
The more I think about it, it’s clear that when David Chase created the Little Carmine character he always had Yousaf in mind. Or, Yousaf modeled himself on Lil’ Carmine. It has to be one or the other because they’re a perfect, symbiotic match.
We can’t have the Greens in our social club no more. That much I do know.
Harvey: Jesus Christ, you did it. You ditched that fuckin’ climate target!?
Yousaf: No, I did NOT! But so what?
Harvey: So what?!
Yousaf: It was a fucking climate target! We make a 41.6million metric tons of CO2 a year! My career’s in the fuckin’ hospital! I don’t hear you complaining though, when I bring you green policies; you don’t give a shit where that Low Emission Zone stops! Don’t give me that look! It was a fucking climate target! What are you, principled? You drive and take holidays by the carload!