That’s great mate, you should try and pitch this story to publishers, it’s riveting
Good price on the children.
Special meat
I was going down the list thinking.. where is this gonna end up… I was NOT expecting that turn. Proper chuckle out loud.
That’s how they get you, they’re cheap to begin with, then you pay for it over time
2nd cheapest option as well 🤔 but they don’t come lightly battered…
Had to read it twice.
A succulent Chinese meal
I was about to say “go for duck if you can’t make up your mind” but then I saw it. xD
“The other *other* white meat!”
i hear it tastes like veal. /r/holup
I wouldn’t bother with the tofu tbh
Ahh, I know the Hunt and Hind Li special
I’ve seen. Rotten.com back in the day… I know exactly what this is 🤮🤮
Do they do vegetarian children
Gary Glitter is emptying his bank account
Got to be lamb…I hope
I think you might as well try and see since opportunities like this don’t come round every day. No harm done if it’s not to your taste. Well, to you anyway.
One child policy and its consequences
Tastes like pork.
Weird story but £6.80 is actually the price I paid for my adoption papers for my son. 18 years later and I’m the proudest father anyone could be to watch him graduate school and move out to university. Also I’ve just completely made up this story which is why you shouldn’t believe everything you read on the internet.
Where’s the dog on this list?!
They don’t do crustacean free King Prawns? Shocking in this day and age
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That’s great mate, you should try and pitch this story to publishers, it’s riveting
Good price on the children.
Special meat
I was going down the list thinking.. where is this gonna end up… I was NOT expecting that turn. Proper chuckle out loud.
That’s how they get you, they’re cheap to begin with, then you pay for it over time
2nd cheapest option as well 🤔 but they don’t come lightly battered…
Had to read it twice.
A succulent Chinese meal
I was about to say “go for duck if you can’t make up your mind” but then I saw it. xD
“The other *other* white meat!”
i hear it tastes like veal. /r/holup
I wouldn’t bother with the tofu tbh
Ahh, I know the Hunt and Hind Li special
I’ve seen. Rotten.com back in the day… I know exactly what this is 🤮🤮
Do they do vegetarian children
Gary Glitter is emptying his bank account
Got to be lamb…I hope
I think you might as well try and see since opportunities like this don’t come round every day. No harm done if it’s not to your taste. Well, to you anyway.
One child policy and its consequences
Tastes like pork.
Weird story but £6.80 is actually the price I paid for my adoption papers for my son. 18 years later and I’m the proudest father anyone could be to watch him graduate school and move out to university. Also I’ve just completely made up this story which is why you shouldn’t believe everything you read on the internet.
Where’s the dog on this list?!
They don’t do crustacean free King Prawns? Shocking in this day and age