A Russian official came straight to a college to recruit 18-year-old schoolchildren to go to war. He brought with him one who expressed a desire to sign a contract with the Ministry of Defense to die in Ukraine, since there is “no work in his town, nothing to do”.



by BigDeckBob

49 comments
  1. “I wish to go die in Ukraine because that’s still better than being alive in russia.” — the first actual truth any of these kids ever heard

  2. Sasha will last approx 12 weeks. To be replaced by a bag of onions. Sad really.

  3. So everything according to plan, enjoy the shit slide russia

  4. Goons. Lies. These kids have no idea and do not know how to make choices like these. They aren’t on a line of winning or losing. They are losing

  5. We will not send you to the frontline, because its you! We only send the other ones, believe me.

  6. Interesting that there is no work when i’ve read nothing but russia suffering from lack of workers as they have hundreds of thousands in the frontlines with hundreds of thousands unable to work anymore (being dead or crippled).

  7. You guy doesn’t do anything, can you go to Ukraine and join the meat assault for Putin….?

  8. I know its sound harsh, but i dont give a fck, hope he dies. Hope all of his friend dies to, better now before he can make alot kids. If u blind follow these redicilous claims u dont deserve anything. History will tell what for fagot nation russia was.

  9. The joke on him is that in this game he’ll just respawn in Russia…

  10. Peace negotiations = GO THE FUCK HOME AND STOP TERRORISING YOUR NEIGHBORS. = WAR OVER YOU FUCKS !

  11. I like the idea that conscription can be skipped if you sign a contract right away. Lies, lies, lies and a bunch of stupid people to believe them.

  12. Poor kid stay at home in Russia. Why doesn’t the old Russian official go instead?

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  13. Coming soon!!!

    Sasha’s face on a Ukrainian fpv drone cam.

  14. A very clever idea, a country lacking young people with one of the worst demographic densities in the entire world, why not send 300,000 young people to die or become disabled, simply brilliant.

  15. Better to die in Ukraine 🇺🇦 than live in Russia 🇷🇺

  16. Straight out of the Russian womb and sent to the Ukraine meat grinder.

  17. You better make your face up in
    Your favorite disguise
    With your button down lips and your
    Roller blind eyes
    With your empty smile
    And your hungry heart
    Feel the bile rising from your guilty past
    With your nerves in tatters
    As the conch shell shatters
    And the hammers batter
    Down the door
    You’d better run

  18. 18 years old? That’s a very clear sign of looming defeat. Hitler, in his latter day desperation, sent 15 years old boys into doom.

  19. so they’re literally taking high school kids out of school to go fight. and they’re making propaganda out of it… wow

  20. The younger the better. They will become a strain on the Russian economy for decades.

  21. “Ok, with all that motivation go on out there and have a good recess kids, see you on the frontline soon”

  22. The sheer fear that we have sent more aid to Ukraine is all I need to help me sleep peacefully at night.

  23. ‘He will first have to learn to shoot’… wow inspiring confidence!

  24. If the teacher knows so well, why didnt he go to the front ?

  25. They are now not just a kleptocracy but a hyper-militarized kleptocracy. Unless you live in or very near the centers of power……..Moscow/St. Petersburg, you don’t have many options, especially in the more “ethnic” regions. They keep those regions in “less than” status on purpose. It limits their options, their education is lesser. So, chances are you you’re going to fall for the propaganda and go to die.

  26. There is no work in this town because we ran the economy into the ground launching this stupid war. But you too can sign a contract and make a few grand getting killed or having your leg blown off fighting in said stupid war. Any takers?!?

  27. This short video proves once again that the regime in ruZZia does not value human life at all. Not that it ever did. This kid is not educated, his parents were not either, and even if they were it is what they have been asked for, what he has to do out of fear and brainwashed responsibility.

    He is grinder meat and will perish along with many others. Sad that he did not have a chance to miss the brain wash. People should understand that many of the guys going to Ukraine does not know any better or are left without a choice. It is how they were raised and educated it is not an informed decision they make…Sad real sad.

  28. Normally I wouldn’t wish 100,000 tungsten BBs upon anyone, but who am I to deny this enterprising young man the opportunity to sacrifice all of his future birthdays to become a sloppy GIF I sip my morning coffee to?

  29. If I ever, in my life, heard a script – & a person who would want to say this as fast as possible, it would be this clip.

    A good life tip my father gave me as a young, troubled kid: When people speak *fast*, they’re probably lying.

    Another pro tip I got from him: “Thieves/Alcoholics will steal your wallet and pretend to not know; addicts will steal your wallet and help you find it”.

    This video gives all those vibes.

    Knowing Russia, they have an intent to show this video. What would that intent be?

  30. I am very confused about that flag on the wall. Looks like Romanian 🇷🇴 flag, but deffo is not, also not Chad 🇹🇩 obviously, nor Rep of Moldova 🇲🇩. So who’s the 4th as*holle that stole the colours of Romanian flag? 🙃

  31. Sasha is the guy who could barely finish the school, had no friends, no talent, coming from an abusive/alcoholic family and would off himself in a year or two. There is an FPV being assembled with his name on it.

  32. Why does this instantly make me think of the speech Prof. Kantorek gave his students before their graduation in “All Quiet on the Western Front”.

  33. More comedy gold from Russia.

    ‘This is Sacha. He is young, strong and energetic. He has agreed to sign the contract. I mean, he won’t go to combat immediately, I will make sure that doesn’t happen for a while.’

    The next day he’s probably in a Ukrainian ditch, either sucking a dick, or with his brains exposed.

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