Found this outside my flat. Does this mean I’m the Amazon man now?

18 comments

1. You have been summoned

2. Yeah it’s like Santa Claus, you now have the delivery bag so the responsibility is yours.

3. I’m waiting on an order for today so if you could please get on with it.

4. You’ll be pissing in bottles and crashing your van in no time.

5. Yes. Get to the gym so you can develop strong enough muscles to smash a garden gate open and shut with the force of an angry silverback.

6. Yes, now you have 8 million parcels to deliver by 2 pm. Get going

7. Tig! You’re it!

8. hope u have bad driving skills as well

9. Look at me.. I am de captain now

10. Someone has had enough of their shit

11. The Amazon Clause

12. I look on it as a cry for help

13. You the man

14. With great power comes great responsibility.

15. You are the ‘Choosen One’! Amazon has spoken.

16. Yes. 10 hour days, 6 days a week on NMW, you’ve been chosen as a special one my friend

17. What are you doing sitting there playing on Reddit, get moving driver!

18. r/AmazonJobDistributionSystem