Found this outside my flat. Does this mean I’m the Amazon man now?

by TheOneWithoutGorm

18 comments
  1. Yeah it’s like Santa Claus, you now have the delivery bag so the responsibility is yours.

  2. I’m waiting on an order for today so if you could please get on with it.

  3. You’ll be pissing in bottles and crashing your van in no time.

  4. Yes. Get to the gym so you can develop strong enough muscles to smash a garden gate open and shut with the force of an angry silverback.

  5. Yes, now you have 8 million parcels to deliver by 2 pm. Get going

  6. Yes. 10 hour days, 6 days a week on NMW, you’ve been chosen as a special one my friend

  7. What are you doing sitting there playing on Reddit, get moving driver!

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