Average amerit@rd

by b0b3rman

34 comments
  1. Ameritards trying not to be cringe challenge (impossible)

  2. There’s r/ShitAmericansSay for stuff like this.

    And I don’t see how Little Turkey is relevant to Western Europe anyway.

  3. Why are half of them trying so hard to be europeans lmao

  4. Imagine trying to be proud of being a turk 2.0 😂

  5. You are not really Greek if you haven’t defaulted a loan from a German bank.

  6. I just want to get it straight to make sure I didn’t mess up the racism math, you see it’s been a while.

    the father provides the only greek blood, which is 50%, the children are then only half of the father and half of the mother leading to 25% greek. that leads me to believe the mother doesn’t actually have a single greek hue in her, yet she still identifies as greek?

    can I identify as greek? I also hate paying taxes, dislike shaving, and eat that sauce that’s spelled weird.

    I didn’t know the bar for tax fraud was that low.

  7. The desperation to find any other identity than american cause they know too well America is a hollow plastic bottomless pit identity which says nothing about who you are.

  8. Jesus christ she is not Greek she is cosplaying as a Greek and very badly too.

  9. Why are you posting about savages and their fantasies OP? It’s disgusting.

  10. Would love to read the whole thread, sounds like lots of fun.

  11. Instead she’ll them something common and unoriginal like Aaron or Max

  12. Had leftover pizza for breakfast. Now I identify as Italian.

  13. Both my children, my wife and my father are US-Citizens. Does that make me 125% americ*nt and 100% German?

  14. Did he live in Greece half if the time, or was one of his parents Greek? They are not the same.

  15. My Greek grandpa would rotate in his grave like a Gyros skewer reading this

  16. “i identify as Greek” is just another euphemism for coming out.

  17. yeah but the thing is, why would you want to be greek anyway xD

  18. I seriously don’t want to imagine a combination of Cretan and Texan accents.

  19. oh please tell me the names. they are probably roman demigods.

  20. “I identify as Greek” yeah thats not how it works lady.

  21. Oh great this means im Italian, OLIVE OIL AHAH AM I RIGHT ?!

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