Did you know that in the Dutch golden age there was no Belgium?

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1. That was everyone’s golden age.

2. I’ve always said that global warming will bring on Belgium’s Golden Age … vaarwel, Swampies

3. Also thicc Channel

4. Did you know the Dutch golden age was directly caused by Flemish migration?

5. At least Hans won’t get to us through Belgium this time!

6. But there was Flanders

7. This was Lely’s dream

8. Listen, I hate Belgium as much as the next guy.

   But let’s be real, we wouldn’t wanna miss Belgian beer, fries and waffles.

9. We suddenly poofed into existence when you guys made Flevoland. Just in time for Hans to come say hi to the French.

10. The greatest era in Dutch history was the Premier League 1997-2005. A conveyor belt of talent was unleashed across the channel.

    “Golden shower” is a more accurate term for the rest.

11. Ahhh the gulf of belgium