A ‘coat hanger’ could unlock Mar-a-Lago storage room where Trump stored classified docs: Witness

https://abcnews.go.com/US/coat-hanger-unlock-mar-lago-storage-room-trump/story?id=109716197

16 comments

  1. Coat hangers are about to become real useful in Florida.

  2. I can think of a better use for a coat hanger about 77 years ago.

  5. Up next: finding coat hangers to be the real enemy and outlawing them.

    Justice Alito: “I’ll allow it.”

  6. Trump: Paranoid narcissist 

    Also Trump: I’ll just leave these 50 boxes of stuff from my presidency stacked on the stage in the Mar-a-Lago ballroom.

  8. I can’t think of a more apt symbol of the last 50 years of conservative politics.

  9. Remember when a Chinese spy was caught by the fbi leaving mar a lago with several cameras and thumb drives?

  10. This is why yhey’re so hard at work trying to ban abortions. Trump would have never been found out if no one had access to coat hangers.

    /s

  11. >Investigators were told by the witness that in summer of 2021 the storage room door had a knob “with a pinhole” that visitors could lock from the inside via a push button.
    >
    >”Kind of like what you would find on a residential door inside of a home?” an FBI agent asked.
    >
    >”Yeah,” the witness said.

    So, if the door could only be “locked” from the inside – as a bedroom or bathroom door is in the average American home – was there an Oompa Loompa hiding in there to lock the door while safeguarding nuclear secrets and whatnot?

    Seems more likely it was never locked.

    Well, except when a special guest or foreign spy was in there. Indeed, the guests and foreign spies were probably very appreciative of this tiny bit of privacy.

    Trump – always the considerate and kindly host to those wanting to overthrow America!

  12. What a coincidence, using the same tool to abort democracy as well

  13. None of this matters because the trial will be AFTER THE ELECTION.

  14. Seems like more than have of our elected officials have no concern for policies or protecting classified information. They really do act like oligarchs.

  15. “Coat hangers aren’t specifically mentioned in the Constitution, so it’s legal. So there.” – SCROTUS

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