Cauliflower leaves would certainly beat newspaper if you’d run out. And fully recyclable through your household waste too. What a win!
A bag of Cauli leaves for emergency toilet paper £1
Emergency plumber call out to unclog drains £500
Sheepishly trying to explain to plumber why wiping your arse on a leaf and flushing it seemed like a good idea – Priceless.
Plus you could make a lovely soup afterwa… Rereads the post… No scrap that, do not reuse those leaves!!
I’ve used dock leaves before now! Makes me want to have a shit in a hedgerow and try them now!
*(After spending nearly four grand on a bathroom refit I can assure you this was a joke!)*
A meticulous folder. I like to maximise the number of wipes I can get from a piece of toilet paper.
This bro likes a clean toot hole.
it looks like you get a box tipped into a bag.
Also those look actully pretty yummy… not really any different to cabbage they would also hold up well to stir frying.
Sorry to ruin the fun, they are probably emant to be for pets like rabbits gunipigs etc.
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Good luck flushing those.
How many leaves to a bag?
At least it wasn’t the three seashells.
Cauliflower leaves would certainly beat newspaper if you’d run out. And fully recyclable through your household waste too. What a win!
A bag of Cauli leaves for emergency toilet paper £1
Emergency plumber call out to unclog drains £500
Sheepishly trying to explain to plumber why wiping your arse on a leaf and flushing it seemed like a good idea – Priceless.
Plus you could make a lovely soup afterwa… Rereads the post… No scrap that, do not reuse those leaves!!
I’ve used dock leaves before now! Makes me want to have a shit in a hedgerow and try them now!
*(After spending nearly four grand on a bathroom refit I can assure you this was a joke!)*
A meticulous folder. I like to maximise the number of wipes I can get from a piece of toilet paper.
This bro likes a clean toot hole.
it looks like you get a box tipped into a bag.
Also those look actully pretty yummy… not really any different to cabbage they would also hold up well to stir frying.
Sorry to ruin the fun, they are probably emant to be for pets like rabbits gunipigs etc.
Improvise
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Traction on that
That’s savoy cabbage, not cauli leaves
Some of y’all never used a rasclart and it shows
This is how you get cauliflower rear.