Where is this? What have you stumbled into? Puppet hitmen? Or hitmen for puppets? Sooty better be alright. I bet Sweep is driving that van!
Lest we forgot… izzy wizzy let’s get busy?
It’s a warning to all the Sues out there… you know what you did!
With the degloving of the puppets, we will remember them.
Is sooty dead? I thought he was goosing sue
I always knew that love triangle would end up in one of them being murdered.
Despite growing up with them & the original presenter, I’ve never liked them.
is that a poppy or did someone fucking shoot sooty?
To be fair, it’s hard to forget the sight of Sooty wading ashore at Sword Beach with Sweep playing the Bagpipes in June 1944.
absolute favourite sooty show moment:
sooty holds a hammer, Matthew holds a nail and says “when i nod my head you hit it…”
sooty puts down the hammer and just stares at Matthew, silently judging him.
Matthew side eyes the camera, slightly sighing “if it was good enough for my father…”
reinvigorated, sooty picks up the hammer, Mathew nods and sooty twats him.
It’s what Matthew would have wanted
I detest remembrance bragging. So did my grandfathers (both veterans), that’s why they stopped attending remembrance Sundays in later life, far too many people pretending to give a crap about people they didn’t know, and literally just doing it for the public pomp and show of it.
Quietly remembering your departed friends or relatives that had to endure the worst of human brutality is an act of remembrance. Turning up to a parade with a bedazzled, embroidered poppy that’s as big as a dinner plate, or plastering your car with Lest We Forget stickers is social bragging. You don’t win points for “remembering the most”, get in the fucking sea.
The thumbnail is just big enough to read the writing but too small to see the poppy, and I thought for one awful moment that Matthew Corbett had died…
Ok, people have mentioned Sooty & Sweep, but what about Soo?! Eh?! Is she the forgotten one?
*tap tap tap* “what’s that Sooty” *leans head in
“Yes you’re right we should honour those who sacrificed their lives for a free future but not glorify warfare”
*Tap tap tap* “yes”
“And we shouldn’t allow foreigners to WHAT!?!”
“OH Sooty you’ve been watching GB news with Sweep again haven’t you!”
*Loud squeaking Weeze noise*
“NO SWEEP I’VE TOLD YOU THAT’S A HATE CRIME NOW, YOU Don’t LIKE IT START A POD CAST!”
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Where is this? What have you stumbled into? Puppet hitmen? Or hitmen for puppets? Sooty better be alright. I bet Sweep is driving that van!
Lest we forgot… izzy wizzy let’s get busy?
It’s a warning to all the Sues out there… you know what you did!
With the degloving of the puppets, we will remember them.
Is sooty dead? I thought he was goosing sue
I always knew that love triangle would end up in one of them being murdered.
Despite growing up with them & the original presenter, I’ve never liked them.
is that a poppy or did someone fucking shoot sooty?
To be fair, it’s hard to forget the sight of Sooty wading ashore at Sword Beach with Sweep playing the Bagpipes in June 1944.
absolute favourite sooty show moment:
sooty holds a hammer, Matthew holds a nail and says “when i nod my head you hit it…”
sooty puts down the hammer and just stares at Matthew, silently judging him.
Matthew side eyes the camera, slightly sighing “if it was good enough for my father…”
reinvigorated, sooty picks up the hammer, Mathew nods and sooty twats him.
It’s what Matthew would have wanted
I detest remembrance bragging. So did my grandfathers (both veterans), that’s why they stopped attending remembrance Sundays in later life, far too many people pretending to give a crap about people they didn’t know, and literally just doing it for the public pomp and show of it.
Quietly remembering your departed friends or relatives that had to endure the worst of human brutality is an act of remembrance. Turning up to a parade with a bedazzled, embroidered poppy that’s as big as a dinner plate, or plastering your car with Lest We Forget stickers is social bragging. You don’t win points for “remembering the most”, get in the fucking sea.
[Giant Poppy Watch](https://twitter.com/giantpoppywatch?lang=en) on twitter would love this.
The thumbnail is just big enough to read the writing but too small to see the poppy, and I thought for one awful moment that Matthew Corbett had died…
Ok, people have mentioned Sooty & Sweep, but what about Soo?! Eh?! Is she the forgotten one?
*tap tap tap* “what’s that Sooty” *leans head in
“Yes you’re right we should honour those who sacrificed their lives for a free future but not glorify warfare”
*Tap tap tap* “yes”
“And we shouldn’t allow foreigners to WHAT!?!”
“OH Sooty you’ve been watching GB news with Sweep again haven’t you!”
*Loud squeaking Weeze noise*
“NO SWEEP I’VE TOLD YOU THAT’S A HATE CRIME NOW, YOU Don’t LIKE IT START A POD CAST!”
*Louder squeaking*
“ITS JUST A STATUE GET OVER IT”
Christ you can still see the bullet wound