So do I need a friend to put their fingers in my ears while I dry my hands?

5 comments

1. Just be thankful the urinals themselves are quiet …

2. “Health and Safety gone mad!”

3. Judging by the orientation of those hands, yes. If you return the favour after your friend washes their hands after poking around in your ears, then you’ll both end up in an infinite loop.

4. Just an excuse for people to give wet willies

5. Yes, and your friend needs to be black otherwise it doesn’t work