Southern Europe languages: descendants from the superior Latin language, mother of the Western culture, have nothing to do with Barryland
Northern Europe languages: include things like Dutch and guttural sounds, influenced by Barry for centuries
Spot the difference 🤌
The important thing is that we all put native english speakers in their place in our own ways, northerners by speaking their native language way better than them, and southerners by enthusiastically butchering it.
I pardon my linguistical acrobatics, I am only secondarily anglophonic therefore I advise to exercise wariness regarding my lack of expertise.
Never, ever , apologize for your English… Question of self-respect.
We just don’t care about english, I am pretty sure we are the ones on the top pic, not you bunch of cucks.
Ayeee dont si a problema wiz dis
germanic speakers speaking other germanic languages: “look at me, I’m so much better than you ahah 😎”
Romance speakers speaking other romance languages: “i mean, it’s not that difficult at the end, you should try it too, really 🤗”
If you can’t speak English, you are gay.
Who cares. We took the simplest of all languages, so even a simpleton can make a sentence.
If Barrycan order his beer, it’s sufficient.
The exchange students from spain in a recent course were barely able to speak in english. It did hurt to listen to it really…
They were both kind of hot tho so probs for that…
On the other hand they had empty brains..
“Allore, I am berry ‘appy!” Valentino Rossi, Valencia 2015
“You speak English because it’s the only language you understand.
I speak English because it’s the only language you understand.
We are not the same.”
I do declare, whilst I certainly regret my southern brethren’s foul and, quite frankly, shameful lack of education, I do feel obligated to defend them.
The Englishman, in his hubris, shames the humble Spaniard for his linguistic malpractice, yet he himself dares not converse in any tongue but his own, for he is shamefully uneducated in many a language, if not all. Thus I pledge myself to the Spaniard, Portuguese and Frenchman in friendship, for we stand united in our opposition of the Englishman’s ridicule!
I’ve never heard anyone from Southern Europe say that they speak English very well. We are all very aware of the fact that we are awful at speaking this shitty language
why is this peasant language that is only used as world language because it is so sumple a lightly above average monkey could learn it suddenly a relevant skill to brag about?
When it comes to English, there are no rules, so I produly stick to my Southern accent
Indeed, it is a veritable fact that I find myself quite contented with my proficiency in the English language. To my esteemed colleagues’ evident surprise, they often find themselves quite taken aback upon realizing the depth of my fluency and eloquence in articulating thoughts and ideas in this esteemed tongue.
Repostium
Anglo-fluent eurobros were raised on American media and basically acquired the language effortlessly in childhood, but still want to be lauded as if having undertaken some monumental task that’s so inconvenient for them.
Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, Denmark are all Yank-loving cuckzones where American English might as well be one of the official languages.
At least we try to speak a foreign language.
Go to england: speak english
Go to spain: speak spanish (more like portunhol, but we make an effort).
Go to germooney: try to learn a little bit
Go to swap germany: try to learn how to ask for a sandwich so I dont go hungry even if I get troat cancer.
Others come here to poortugal:
Spanish: speak spanish…ok…we understand a bit
Frech people: La voiture, la voiture hon hon hon ulala
English people: why the effort…
Feel like the clown here
Sorria not sorrys
Sut de fak ap
Of course you get an answer like that by northern. Because Stefanie went to Australia after finish school to find herself and coming back as new person
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Ayyyy eeeeh espik inglish very eeh guuth*
Southern Europe languages: descendants from the superior Latin language, mother of the Western culture, have nothing to do with Barryland
Northern Europe languages: include things like Dutch and guttural sounds, influenced by Barry for centuries
Spot the difference 🤌
The important thing is that we all put native english speakers in their place in our own ways, northerners by speaking their native language way better than them, and southerners by enthusiastically butchering it.
I pardon my linguistical acrobatics, I am only secondarily anglophonic therefore I advise to exercise wariness regarding my lack of expertise.
This isn’t accurate for Portugal.
https://preview.redd.it/7rjrbz5l8fxc1.png?width=1658&format=png&auto=webp&s=c804351f3e98121755010912c5db50373f9dad94
This.
Yes🗿
Since when the UK is southern Europe?
Never, ever , apologize for your English… Question of self-respect.
We just don’t care about english, I am pretty sure we are the ones on the top pic, not you bunch of cucks.
Ayeee dont si a problema wiz dis
germanic speakers speaking other germanic languages: “look at me, I’m so much better than you ahah 😎”
Romance speakers speaking other romance languages: “i mean, it’s not that difficult at the end, you should try it too, really 🤗”
If you can’t speak English, you are gay.
Who cares. We took the simplest of all languages, so even a simpleton can make a sentence.
If Barrycan order his beer, it’s sufficient.
The exchange students from spain in a recent course were barely able to speak in english. It did hurt to listen to it really…
They were both kind of hot tho so probs for that…
On the other hand they had empty brains..
“Allore, I am berry ‘appy!” Valentino Rossi, Valencia 2015
“You speak English because it’s the only language you understand.
I speak English because it’s the only language you understand.
We are not the same.”
I do declare, whilst I certainly regret my southern brethren’s foul and, quite frankly, shameful lack of education, I do feel obligated to defend them.
The Englishman, in his hubris, shames the humble Spaniard for his linguistic malpractice, yet he himself dares not converse in any tongue but his own, for he is shamefully uneducated in many a language, if not all. Thus I pledge myself to the Spaniard, Portuguese and Frenchman in friendship, for we stand united in our opposition of the Englishman’s ridicule!
I’ve never heard anyone from Southern Europe say that they speak English very well. We are all very aware of the fact that we are awful at speaking this shitty language
[I’ll just leave this here for ya’ll](https://www.ef.com/wwen/epi/)
https://preview.redd.it/y49ycvdrifxc1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae4045479254600d69cd95a043dd9b2419da939
Can into Nordic?
False here lmao
Eckzept fo gömani aff kors
why is this peasant language that is only used as world language because it is so sumple a lightly above average monkey could learn it suddenly a relevant skill to brag about?
do you want a medal?
ok! here 🥉
I will uccidere you now
https://preview.redd.it/l617uj1qmfxc1.png?width=663&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9b66a0ade0767a10178abe5ae707262cbc9764b
When it comes to English, there are no rules, so I produly stick to my Southern accent
Indeed, it is a veritable fact that I find myself quite contented with my proficiency in the English language. To my esteemed colleagues’ evident surprise, they often find themselves quite taken aback upon realizing the depth of my fluency and eloquence in articulating thoughts and ideas in this esteemed tongue.
Repostium
Anglo-fluent eurobros were raised on American media and basically acquired the language effortlessly in childhood, but still want to be lauded as if having undertaken some monumental task that’s so inconvenient for them.
Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, Denmark are all Yank-loving cuckzones where American English might as well be one of the official languages.
At least we try to speak a foreign language.
Go to england: speak english
Go to spain: speak spanish (more like portunhol, but we make an effort).
Go to germooney: try to learn a little bit
Go to swap germany: try to learn how to ask for a sandwich so I dont go hungry even if I get troat cancer.
Others come here to poortugal:
Spanish: speak spanish…ok…we understand a bit
Frech people: La voiture, la voiture hon hon hon ulala
English people: why the effort…
Feel like the clown here
Sorria not sorrys
Sut de fak ap
Of course you get an answer like that by northern. Because Stefanie went to Australia after finish school to find herself and coming back as new person
Silence 2010 world cup loser