I used to open them to see which stage of angry I was up to but now they just get transferred to the bin directly from the door
I think you will find out that their **Q**uality **R**ear code will find you out.
Oh this is just bloody brilliant.
I love how they say ‘we still may visit to check’. Good luck getting into my property when I deny you entry mate.
Armed police are already on their way.
r/madlads material
What does the “B” stand for?!
Haha I did the same thing, used to get letters to Mr Longtongue Inyourbum then one day it just changed to ‘the occupier’ 🙁
Daddy ??
Bum, mate, they literally have your name on the letter.
I got another letter today, an investigation has been opened. Good luck with that one.
Knock at the door
“Hello today, I’m looking for Bum Sex. It’s a BBC issue.”
“Excuse me”
I got so fed up with them that I just give a false address so that they can harass the prick that bought my childhood home instead.
As if they send threats even after you’ve replied to them.
I’ve always refused to answer them because even though I don’t need a licence, I want them to waste the time and money sending me their petty and threatening letters.
Out of interest, why don’t you want to pay the licence fee?
I find it nuts that you guys need a license to have a tv. Then again you guys probably also find our laws insane.
I somehow think it might be more than 1 in 10
Dear Mr Bum Sex,
Needing a licence to watch TV is Britain biggest scam or delivery fee on digital tickets
Tv licensing people are the biggest scum, they always dress very police official looking to fool people and think they have some higher power to “check” your house. Its a racket and fuck capita.
Mr B Oddie? This is Bill Oddie!
They’ll just force their way in via the back door.
Was your dad called Anal?
Careful. They might try to force entry to you Bum.
Not paid for tv licence for about 5 years after one of their many fiascos I just thought, I ain’t funding your shit.
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I used to open them to see which stage of angry I was up to but now they just get transferred to the bin directly from the door
I think you will find out that their **Q**uality **R**ear code will find you out.
Oh this is just bloody brilliant.
I love how they say ‘we still may visit to check’. Good luck getting into my property when I deny you entry mate.
Armed police are already on their way.
r/madlads material
What does the “B” stand for?!
Haha I did the same thing, used to get letters to Mr Longtongue Inyourbum then one day it just changed to ‘the occupier’ 🙁
Daddy ??
Bum, mate, they literally have your name on the letter.
I got another letter today, an investigation has been opened. Good luck with that one.
Knock at the door
“Hello today, I’m looking for Bum Sex. It’s a BBC issue.”
“Excuse me”
I got so fed up with them that I just give a false address so that they can harass the prick that bought my childhood home instead.
As if they send threats even after you’ve replied to them.
I’ve always refused to answer them because even though I don’t need a licence, I want them to waste the time and money sending me their petty and threatening letters.
Out of interest, why don’t you want to pay the licence fee?
I find it nuts that you guys need a license to have a tv. Then again you guys probably also find our laws insane.
I somehow think it might be more than 1 in 10
Dear Mr Bum Sex,
Needing a licence to watch TV is Britain biggest scam or delivery fee on digital tickets
Tv licensing people are the biggest scum, they always dress very police official looking to fool people and think they have some higher power to “check” your house. Its a racket and fuck capita.
Mr B Oddie? This is Bill Oddie!
They’ll just force their way in via the back door.
Was your dad called Anal?
Careful. They might try to force entry to you Bum.
Not paid for tv licence for about 5 years after one of their many fiascos I just thought, I ain’t funding your shit.
LOL Excellent.
What does the first B stand for?
I bet you thought that was the height of comedy