Some quotes from Lukashenko so that you better understand what kind of person he is

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by HallOwn1946

30 comments

  1. I feel safer with gay than with dictator. Both of them want to fuck my ass but gay will ask for consent.

    And this quote about step into abyss? I’m willing to bet a considerable sum of money that Trump said something similar about USA.

  2. The first sentence has also been attributed to a former Algerian president.

  3. I also would rather be a dictator than gay. I mean I wouldn’t mind being gay, but being dictator sure is a blast!

  4. lol this guy :DDDDD

    but seriously, how did this dope manage to stop any major unrest? I mean, why do the police and military still listen to a moron like this? 😀

  5. One dreads to think that Lukashenko is a teacher by training….

  6. I remembered a joke I heard about Lukashenko, which I will try to translate from Czech:

    TV reporter: Mr. president, how many languages do you master?

    Lukashenko: Five. Spoken Russian, written Russian, spoken Belarussian, written Belarussian and English.

    TV reporter: And Mr. president, can you tell our audience something in English?

    Lukashenko: Hende hoch!

    TV reporter: But Mr. president, that’s in German.

    Lukashenko: In that case I speak six languages.

  10. Without the Kremlin helping, there’s no way this idiot could have stayed in power.

  11. What the fuck is this????

    How is he “ukrainian”? Have we not suffered enough?

  12. Also him (about COVID-19):

    “There are no viruses here! You didn’t notice that they were flying, did you? And I don’t see it either!”

  13. And his most meme quote:

    *”And now I will show you where the attack on Belarus was being prepared from. And if six hours before the operation a preemptive strike had not been carried out on the positions – four positions, I’ll show you the map now, I brought them – they would have attacked our troops, Belarus and Russia, who were at the exercises. Therefore, we did not start this war; our conscience is clear. It’s good that we started. Biological weapons, the largest nuclear power plants – and all this was ready to explode”*

  14. Number 8 is intresting

    1/4 of Belarussians died due to ww2…

  16. I’m gay and agree that it’s better to be a dictator. Because it sucks to not be the dictator. That’s why I think there shouldn’t be dictators.

  17. “You asked for rain – I gave you rain” Fucking elemental shaman

  18. I don’t know what’s worse:

    1. That he literally flexes with being a generic bitch of Putin?

    2. That he literally implies that the Belarusians are like the stereotype that is normally applies by neonazis on Jews?

    3. That he proudly claims that Belarus is luckily like Nazi Germany?

    4. Or that he is also contradicting himself – and calls the ethnic group he mainly comes from brainless savages?

    Either way, he is a mess.

  20. ”I am the state!” He is not the first one who thinks like that.

  23. Lukashenko is such a tool of Russia that he turned against Belarusian language and culture.

    [https://balkaninsight.com/2024/02/15/repressed-by-lukashenko-the-belarusian-language-rallies-his-opponents/](https://balkaninsight.com/2024/02/15/repressed-by-lukashenko-the-belarusian-language-rallies-his-opponents/)

    [https://kyivindependent.com/in-lukashenkos-belarus-belarusian-culture-is-not-welcome/](https://kyivindependent.com/in-lukashenkos-belarus-belarusian-culture-is-not-welcome/)

    [https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2022/6/12/belarusian-language-is-under-attack](https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2022/6/12/belarusian-language-is-under-attack)

  24. His most iconic quote here in Belarus is about “normal human eggs” but it gets lost in translation.

  25. What’s the deal with the Belarusian language comment? Is a dislike of their own language common over there?

  26. The first qoute didn’t have to be a literal supervillian speech.

  27. If English really is a so called “richer language than Belarusian”, it’s mainly because while we never contemplated giving our language up, we were also never shy of stealing as much as humanly possible from everyone elses 🙂

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