Russia loses control of key island

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1. Good news Slava Ukrania!

2. “But… But… But… Ukraine is *losing!* It says so on Reddit!” — russians, 2022-2024

3. “Key island” really?

4. **The russian plan:**

   Day 1: Invade Ukraine;

   Day 2: capture Kyiv;

   Day 3: shoot Zylenskyy

   Day 4: parade for glorious comrade leader putin;

   Day 5: begin genocide of Ukrainian people;

   Day 6: prepare to invade Poland:

   Day 7: rule zee vorld with fist of iron.

   …

   **The russian reality:**

   Day 1: Humiliation;

   Day 2: humiliation;

   Day 3: humiliation;

   Day 4: humiliation;

   Day 5; humiliation;

   Day 6; humiliation;

   Day 7: humiliation;

   …

   Day 782: humiliation;

   Day 783: humiliation;

   Day 784: humiliation;

   Day 785: humiliation;

   Day 786: humiliation;

   Day 787: humiliation;

   Day 788: humiliation….

5. Haha key island…WTF.

6. Please be the Kuril islands, please be the kuril islands…