Why you are Dutch

by Exciting_Vegetable80

13 comments
  1. I fail to see how “the right to terrorize tourists on your bicycle” is a bad thing.

  2. Sir David Attenborough couldn’t have said it better in a documentary about us.

  3. Trash sub where we can’t even speak our own language

  4. “You let your dog shit in the middle of the sidewalk.”
    I thought that was just an Italian thing

  5. “Complain about stepping in dog shit” is a dutch feature?

    How do you think we react when we step on dog shit?!?

    “**oh my God, yes! YES! OH MY GOD YES! THIS BABY!! SO GOOOD!!!!!**”

  6. My Dutch friend used to say “If you’re not Dutch, you’re not much”. But there was no hint of superiority in the way he said it. Great lad.

  7. Objection. The bicycle mom part is only in Amst*rd*m. We don’t consider that shithole a part of the country and we want nothing to do with it.

    All the other things are true though

  8. Accurate, except for the part of understanding Fr🤮nch. 

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