Why you are Dutch by Exciting_Vegetable80 Tags:2 Western Europe 4u2WesternEurope4uEurope 13 comments I fail to see how “the right to terrorize tourists on your bicycle” is a bad thing. https://preview.redd.it/5yuo3q8sokxc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dbc70e7560df686b473efd755c4215a990ba856 Sir David Attenborough couldn’t have said it better in a documentary about us.  Trash sub where we can’t even speak our own language Exactly what I think of my neighbors. “You let your dog shit in the middle of the sidewalk.” I thought that was just an Italian thing “Complain about stepping in dog shit” is a dutch feature? How do you think we react when we step on dog shit?!? “**oh my God, yes! YES! OH MY GOD YES! THIS BABY!! SO GOOOD!!!!!**” Love the Dutch My Dutch friend used to say “If you’re not Dutch, you’re not much”. But there was no hint of superiority in the way he said it. Great lad. Objection. The bicycle mom part is only in Amst*rd*m. We don’t consider that shithole a part of the country and we want nothing to do with it. All the other things are true though Accurate, except for the part of understanding Fr🤮nch. I crave mangos. I have a plan to fix that. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
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“Complain about stepping in dog shit” is a dutch feature? How do you think we react when we step on dog shit?!? “**oh my God, yes! YES! OH MY GOD YES! THIS BABY!! SO GOOOD!!!!!**”
My Dutch friend used to say “If you’re not Dutch, you’re not much”. But there was no hint of superiority in the way he said it. Great lad.
Objection. The bicycle mom part is only in Amst*rd*m. We don’t consider that shithole a part of the country and we want nothing to do with it. All the other things are true though
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I fail to see how “the right to terrorize tourists on your bicycle” is a bad thing.
https://preview.redd.it/5yuo3q8sokxc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dbc70e7560df686b473efd755c4215a990ba856
Sir David Attenborough couldn’t have said it better in a documentary about us.

Trash sub where we can’t even speak our own language
Exactly what I think of my neighbors.
“You let your dog shit in the middle of the sidewalk.”
I thought that was just an Italian thing
“Complain about stepping in dog shit” is a dutch feature?
How do you think we react when we step on dog shit?!?
“**oh my God, yes! YES! OH MY GOD YES! THIS BABY!! SO GOOOD!!!!!**”
Love the Dutch
My Dutch friend used to say “If you’re not Dutch, you’re not much”. But there was no hint of superiority in the way he said it. Great lad.
Objection. The bicycle mom part is only in Amst*rd*m. We don’t consider that shithole a part of the country and we want nothing to do with it.
All the other things are true though
Accurate, except for the part of understanding Fr🤮nch.
I crave mangos. I have a plan to fix that.