Don’t you have artistic limits, Hans? 😳

19 comments

1. Prude beta males vs Hansus Maximus

2. To be fair this is pretty German.

   If you visit Germany, they’ll proudly tell you that Germans are world famous for their bread.

   Of course, nobody knows this until a German has told them, but that’s not the point.

3. That is called a Sauna knot. A finnish yoga pose.

4. Least kinky German

5. Died form a self suck incident.

6. Imagine being the ghost of Konrad von Hochstaden visiting this beautiful Gothic building and seeing your statue is on top of some fat guy blowing himself and nobody cares about you but only takes picture of said guy.

7. Nohomo. Well, maybe a bit.

8. It gets even better once you imagine that guy probably had to pose like that for a while

9. You may criticize all you want, but how many world wars did Germany start in the middle ages?

10. https://preview.redd.it/c6c4f7kmlnxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8222d1fcd9989bd3ab5726ddba6fc103adbe52ac

    On the most famous house in my hometown

11. The last artist we sho we allowed to do his magic made 6 million Jews disappear.

12. hans had a bit too much fun… 😳

13. I just found another masterpiece of Hans architectural decoration (Cathedral of Freiburg im Breisgau, southwest Germany)👏👏🤢

    https://preview.redd.it/fvbpen16tnxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ea2a117dbef461326863baaa5cef93a5545e65

14. #besttravelsub

15. POV: you enter a nightclub in Berlin

16. Haha, Catholics are funny like that. There’s all kinds of weird shit. And don’t start with me on Indian temples. The whole Kamasutra is there depicted in statues.

17. That mason didn’t really like Herr Konrad

18. Maybe the sculptor didn’t like Konrad von Hochstaden or something? I heard Michelangelo did similar things in the Sistine Chapel.

19. Still better the Hitler’s art.