Once upon a time Barry wielded the greatest military in the world. Soon Barry will fear the mighty spork.
The only place where cutlery are illegal items, is a prison in a civilised society. Hackney has prison conditions confirmed
That’s a not a butter knife that’s a table knife.
I’m French so I can’t help being pedantic, sorry.
Solidarity with piere ✊.
We just wanted to butter his emergancy baguette.
Oi you call that a knife.
I stabbed someone in the chest (/fake just in case) with the same kind of knife and it just broke because there’s just so little metal in the plastic handle. So I just threw the plastic pomel at his face and it did more damages as it reached his eye.
What would I have done if I only had a bayonnet ?!
Surely that wouldn’t even pierce skin or clothes? It’s blunt at the end, have they seen some of the knives people are walking around with?
Now I immagine the Germans in the 1st WW valiantly charging with this cutlery instead of the bayonet (or shovel as it was more common)
Could be worse, one force were ridiculed for posting a picture of confiscated ‘weapons’ which included a spoon…
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Oi mate, you got a licence for that butter knife?
Once upon a time Barry wielded the greatest military in the world. Soon Barry will fear the mighty spork.
The only place where cutlery are illegal items, is a prison in a civilised society. Hackney has prison conditions confirmed
That’s a not a butter knife that’s a table knife.
I’m French so I can’t help being pedantic, sorry.
Solidarity with piere ✊.
We just wanted to butter his emergancy baguette.
Oi you call that a knife.
I stabbed someone in the chest (/fake just in case) with the same kind of knife and it just broke because there’s just so little metal in the plastic handle. So I just threw the plastic pomel at his face and it did more damages as it reached his eye.
What would I have done if I only had a bayonnet ?!
Surely that wouldn’t even pierce skin or clothes? It’s blunt at the end, have they seen some of the knives people are walking around with?
Now I immagine the Germans in the 1st WW valiantly charging with this cutlery instead of the bayonet (or shovel as it was more common)
Could be worse, one force were ridiculed for posting a picture of confiscated ‘weapons’ which included a spoon…