Updated list of names so far, let’s finish it.

by swamperogre2

38 comments
  1. Romania: Bogdan… Sounds very much like bogan…

    Are Romanians bogans?

  2. Wtf is Shardon? Is it Sharon with a north Dub accent?

  3. Why are there so many irrelevant countries like Romania but no Slovenia?

    Janez/Mojca, an option is also Franc/Marija

  4. Dutch females will always be Antje Pikantje to me, no matter what.

  5. Czech Pepa is just an alternative version of Josef. See Austrians, we are not so different.

  6. Also Pierre for Belgium because they don’t matter that much to give them a name.

    Maybe sub-Pierre or fake-Pierre

  7. I thought we settled the Belgian question with either Jan-Pierre for the Flemish or Jean-Pieter for the Walloons.

  8. Can we get Aoife for Ireland? To be pronounced Awaf of course.

  9. Luigi is stereotypical but nobody’s named Luigi in Italy anymore, tons of Nicola’s though (and Giulia for women)

  10. Wales: Llanfairpychgwyngychgogerych / Wyrndrwbychllantysiliogogogoch

  11. As someone from the Austrian countryside i don’t know a single Berta
    Gertrude or Maria would be better

  12. Iceland should NOT be Björn. Everyone in scandinavia is named Björn.

    It should be something like Hallgrimur. And Björk.

    Also if we need a name from the Faroe Islands, it should be Jón. I think it’s the only name they have.

  13. Barry and Hans are the only real fixtures.

    This is just a crutch for the uninformed and unimaginative.

    I’m just going to keep using whatever name springs to mind… Dermot.

  14. Every woman in Portugal is called Maria. Not even joking

Leave a Reply