Spent the night in hospital with a ruptured testicle after taking a cricket ball to it, and woke up in a room with very fitting artwork…

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1. AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH

2. Thats nuts

3. Howzat!?

4. Were they able to save your conker?

5. Oh, good lord!

   Crossed fingers for a quick recovery <3

6. Some people think I’m conkers

7. Is someone going to do the ball-tampering joke? Just me, then.

8. I’m glad you’re able to see the funny side. Hopefully that’s helped by a huge amount of painkillers.

9. OP – Nets or game? Batting or fielding? Also, thoughts & prayers etc