Stand down. Coveney said their war games are not welcome. We can sleep easy tonight
I for one, welcome our new overlords! It’s been awhile since we’ve been oppressed, we’ve lost the run of ourselves with all this “independence” carry-on we’ve been enjoying!
Don’t be silly… the Russians are exercising 240km off the coast, and pike are freshwater.
If things get out of hand we can scuttle the army Cessna. They’ll retreat immediately.
If Civ 1 taught me anything, it’s that modern naval units have no chance against a veteran fortified Phalanx, so I’d say we’re in good shape.
*Limerick soviet quietly reforms*
Ah sure Russia aren’t going to invade us. They have put a lot of work into getting Sinn Fein elected and aren’t going to invade when they are so close to having a puppet regime installed here.
One burley Russian woman would single handedly conquer the country. Bare handed. Ez.
*Oh now tell me Sean O’Farrell, where the gathering is to be…*
We’d have a fair chance I mean they do use the same weapons as us but in armoured Warfare we’re fucked and the some of the soldiers are dumb fucks
“What’s that then? A bunch of lads holding sods of turf comrade”
“Wrong, it’s a weapon”
Have you forgotten about our secret weapon?
Just put Ritchie Dunne on a boat and they’ll be gone in no time. They’re terrified of him sure.
Single handedly defended Ireland from a Russian onslaught years ago, I’m sure he’d be up for doing it again!
Rising of the moon
in all seriousness if let’s say Russia did hypothetically actually invade Ireland. do ye think the IRA would pop back up? I know it sounds like such an outlandish scenario but we’ve resisted every other invader with fierce stubbornness so I don’t see why we’d treat Russians any different
We’ll drink them under the table, we will. Right under the table.
I offer up Bono as a sacrifice to appease the new overlords as a sign of peace give him to the Russians.
I hope the army have been stockpiling Christy Moore’s sweat.
Russian jets and subs and nukes
Came to practice at our seas
But every man will stand behind
The Men Behind the Pikes
We were useless with them at Kinsale. We’d mastered it a generation later in time for Benburb but by then it was too late.
Those are Scottish Jacobites. Is OP hiring mercenaries?
Unless they unleash their gymnasts as stealth warrior ninjas
After taking all the glass bottles to the recycling bank there’s no fighting left in me.
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Stand down. Coveney said their war games are not welcome. We can sleep easy tonight
I for one, welcome our new overlords! It’s been awhile since we’ve been oppressed, we’ve lost the run of ourselves with all this “independence” carry-on we’ve been enjoying!
Don’t be silly… the Russians are exercising 240km off the coast, and pike are freshwater.
If things get out of hand we can scuttle the army Cessna. They’ll retreat immediately.
If Civ 1 taught me anything, it’s that modern naval units have no chance against a veteran fortified Phalanx, so I’d say we’re in good shape.
*Limerick soviet quietly reforms*
Ah sure Russia aren’t going to invade us. They have put a lot of work into getting Sinn Fein elected and aren’t going to invade when they are so close to having a puppet regime installed here.
One burley Russian woman would single handedly conquer the country. Bare handed. Ez.
*Oh now tell me Sean O’Farrell, where the gathering is to be…*
We’d have a fair chance I mean they do use the same weapons as us but in armoured Warfare we’re fucked and the some of the soldiers are dumb fucks
“What’s that then? A bunch of lads holding sods of turf comrade”
“Wrong, it’s a weapon”
Have you forgotten about our secret weapon?
Just put Ritchie Dunne on a boat and they’ll be gone in no time. They’re terrified of him sure.
Single handedly defended Ireland from a Russian onslaught years ago, I’m sure he’d be up for doing it again!
Rising of the moon
in all seriousness if let’s say Russia did hypothetically actually invade Ireland. do ye think the IRA would pop back up? I know it sounds like such an outlandish scenario but we’ve resisted every other invader with fierce stubbornness so I don’t see why we’d treat Russians any different
We’ll drink them under the table, we will. Right under the table.
I offer up Bono as a sacrifice to appease the new overlords as a sign of peace give him to the Russians.
I hope the army have been stockpiling Christy Moore’s sweat.
Russian jets and subs and nukes
Came to practice at our seas
But every man will stand behind
The Men Behind the Pikes
We were useless with them at Kinsale. We’d mastered it a generation later in time for Benburb but by then it was too late.
Those are Scottish Jacobites. Is OP hiring mercenaries?
Unless they unleash their gymnasts as stealth warrior ninjas
After taking all the glass bottles to the recycling bank there’s no fighting left in me.