My girlfriend has only started being exposed to football since we got together…this is her definitive ranking of city players based off their mcfc.com squad pics and vibes alone.

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1. The Bernardo comment is perfection

2. That Bernardo silva one just feels so true.

3. #justice_for_goalies lol

4. Your girlfriend is legitimately funny.

5. Lol gave me a good laugh

6. Scott the goat should have been higher

7. I feel the exact same way about Rico Lewis! So excited to watch him grow as a player and as a human because he legitimately looks likes a 9th grader and it weirds me out.

8. The pep one killed me

9. Give her a full list of players, youth team, etc. Interesting who will be put on the 115th spot

10. Scott Carson deserves better

11. Rico looks like a 14 year old whose dad got him the full Man City uniform as a gift and won’t take it off

12. Oscar Bobb looking like someone named Oscar Bobb is the most accurate thing I’ve read in a long time.

13. Walker comment 🤣 🤣

14. Oscar Bobb made me chuckle 😂