Donald ‘Von ShitzInPantz’ has now formally been entered into the public record at Trump’s hush money trial

https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-von-shitzinpantz-has-formally-been-entered-into-the-record-2024-5

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  2. Ahh, yes, the great “everyone else is doing it, so why can’t I?” legal defense that everyone else figured out didn’t work in high school.

  5. Trump is such a whiner. How do so many people become enthralled by such a weak and pathetic person?

  6. He has to sit there and listen to himself being insulted. LOL. Damn I wish we at least had audio. Well that put a smile on my face for today.

  8. It really is terrible to be the most powerful man in the world, abuse that power bigly, and get put in the stocks.

    More, please.

  9. >Biden “mocked President Trump,” Blanche complained to the judge, quoting into the record a joke the president had made at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday.[…]

    >”President Trump can’t respond to that” by criticizing Daniels, Blanche lamented to the judge

    Why would he want to criticise Ms Daniels for something Joe Biden said? He can criticize the President, he can’t mouth off about people involved in his criminal trial.

  10. This made my day to think that got entered, his attorney had to read it with a straight face as well Trump hearing it and knowing it will forever be there forever. So awesome. 🤩

  13. > Blanche then proceeded to read that colorfully worded, offending tweet into the record as Trump himself sat listening at the defense table.

    >”Hey Von ShitzInPantz,” Blanche recited as the court stenographer duly followed along.

    >”Your attacks of me stink of desperation,” Blanche continued, quoting the tweet. “We are all hoping that you take the stand in your defense.”

    [sad shitting noises from the defense table]

  14. People already think you’re guilty because you are Donald. If the greatest and worst gaslighters throughout history were called to account, Trump would stand tall and represent his century with impish pride.

  15. This is an insult to the proud and noble Von ShitzInPantz family!

    They hail from castle ShiessenHosen in Lower Bumberg, and they shall hear of this calumny!

  17. Did they have to spell out “ShitzInPantz” or did the court reporter already know how to spell it?

  18. I swear, Donnie Moscow must have a humiliation fetish thee way he just sits there while his tormentors harass him by proxy (his lawyers) lmao.

  19. Was this read out in the court where Trump and the jury could hear it?

  20. Can we just consistently call him “Von ShitzInPants” from now on? He loves nicknames! I’m sure he’ll be smitten by this!

  23. That made it in before “Fuckface Von Clownstick”? I’m disappointed 🙂

  24. “Blanche proceeded to read that colorfully worded, offending tweet into the record as Trump himself sat listening at the defense table…. Blanche read a few more Cohen tweets into the record. Again, Trump was required to remain seated to his left, listening.”

    I’m pretty sure Trump’s lawyer secretly enjoyed reading those tweets

  25. The judge has already ruled that statements made in response to someone covered under the gag order are, generally speaking, not in violation of the order. That’s why we was only found to be in contempt on 9 of the 10 counts brought by the prosecution. On the 10th count the judge ruled that Trump’s statement was in direct response to something from Cohen and therefore was not considered in violation.

    So given that ruling, it would seem perfectly acceptable for Trump to respond and/or defend himself against the “Von ShizInPantz” tweet by Cohen. And in fact, since that tweet was published on 4/22, the judge admonished Cohen for making such attacks and Cohen agreed to cease for the duration of the trial.

    As far as Biden making a joke at the Whitehouse Correspondents dinner, there is absolutely nothing in the gag order preventing Trump from saying anything he wants about Biden.

    This is just more of the “I’m the victim” narrative that Trump and his defense team are trying to push.

  26. I never thought Cohen could win me over but, damn it, he really is trying.

  28. Yeah people who aren’t on trial can say whatever the fuck they want and people who on trial can’t say shit about the judge/their family or the jurors/their family. This isn’t some grand conspiracy to silence Trump it’s to protect the people involved in the process of justice.

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