BREAKING: Ralf Rangnick has REJECTED a move to Bayern and will remain Austria coach [@cfbayern]
BREAKING: Ralf Rangnick has REJECTED a move to Bayern and will remain Austria coach [@cfbayern] pic.twitter.com/rgocyJctYm
— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) May 2, 2024
by julesvr5
47 comments
well… thats awkward
Flicki Flacka let’s goo

Hahahahaha, absolutely no-one wants to join us anymore
SEAN DYCHE TAKE THE WHEEL
Bahahahahahahahaha
JUPPEL incoming/s
Announce Zidane day 34536
Embarrassing. Firing one of the most successful coaches in the world after less than one year of two bad transfer windows, bad injury luck and overall chaos in the club and then being unable to even hire the third option (65-yo Austria’s national coach with barely any experience at the very top)

Remember when Pep left, when the Club was seen as one of the top coaching destinations? Remarkable how quickly the FO have made a joke out of the club.
https://preview.redd.it/vsyc99yx1zxc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c76ea4f90d4bd316ab3bb8cb227dbf0cf7a8cd
Jupp Jupp Jupp 🤙
Hoeneß out.
…it’s going to be Flick isn’t it
He wouldn’t fit in this situation anyway. A few years ago maybe. There would be a high risk of a total desaster mid season. Plus the bulshit media of sky and Bild and the weaknes of the board towards them. Better not Rangnik. They simply had to stay calm and keep the Tuchel Option open.
So who’s it gonna be now? I think the board will look even more incompetent than it already has if they change their mind about letting Tuchel stay (Not that he shouldn’t but because the board already burned that bridge)
Even more funny considering the bosses interviews on tuesday saying the new coach is very likely to be appointed before the second Real game.
Hear me out, Thomas Muller as coach. Dude was coached by Heynckes, Guadiola, Ancelotti and Flick, he’s gonna be phenomenal.

Call Zidane, it’s time to learn Deutsch
haha this sub… *How would Rangnick even work? He‘s too power hungry!*
Suddenly Tuchel was the mesiah all along, because *beggars can‘t be choosers*.
How can some people here even get through the day with everything only existing on extreme ends?
https://i.redd.it/bfyorc3w4zxc1.gif
It’s embarassing, really. I did not favor him, but having been rejected by the three top candidates now, it is looking really bad. Danke Uli
I’m happy that he won’t be our next coach but holy moly that’s embarrassing
Personally i‘d love to see Demichelis do it. Has experience as a Bayernplayer and u-coach and was very succesfull recently. He sure has the DNA in him.
That’s because I’m going to be announced as caretaker manager before the 2nd Real game, with the collective of r/fcbayern’s match thread commenters as backing staff, until Müller gets his license to coach and takes over for 20 years.
Hoeneß publicly sh**ing on the current coach didn’t prove to be helpful?
Uli Hoeneß on Ralf Rangnick: “My wife said straight away: If he has character, he won’t come, and if he doesn’t have character and says yes, then he’s not the right coach for you. And as always, she was right.”
Well am happy/sad about This ..Happy he didnt Sign Coz i never liked the idea.Sad no one wants us
Scheiß drauf. Thomas Müller macht einfach Spielertrainer😎
Aight fine I guess ill take the job. Be ready for some real terrorism tho
I didn’t fancy him, but this is still embarrassing.
Psssst, Uli, your plan worked. Now enter stage 2!
#koanhoeneß
Klose + Müller (as assistant to the regional manager)
Don’t worry, it’s fine guys. I will do it for half what Tuchel got. I played a shit lot of football manager and fifa career mode, I know what I’m doing, trust.
Im happy with this!
https://preview.redd.it/7rru0rz9qzxc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=38e2001f5d0b2dbc79177b04b959e58025a6d3d1
Same vibes.
“Don’t worry, you will find someone. Maybe try Pep or Jürgen?”

Give me a call, I’ll take the job. I won’t be very good at it, but I’ll take it.
This will continue happening until the club grows some balls to tell Uli to shut up.
FC HOLLYWOOD IS BACK
Yup, this one stings. Alonso and JN were understandable. Out of the managers purportedly available, don’t see how anyone but Flick makes sense. (if he even wants come back). Say what you want about him, but the Bayern players universally loved playing for him. We do our best with managers that empathize with the players.
Lasst mir jetzt bitte den Sebastian mit euren Schubkarren voller Geld in Ruhe !
Good
https://i.redd.it/il2lwd3t11yc1.gif
How many rejections are we away from Mueller Player-Coach? Can’t be that many more.