Michael Cohen’s Tweets Mocking Donald Trump Draw Laughs From Courtroom

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1. >One series of tweets from former Trump fixer Michael Cohen repeatedly employed a nickname for Trump, “Von ShitzInPantz,” which Blanche read aloud for those in attendance — including his client.

   Normally, it would be offensive and ableist to make fun of someone’s bodily functions that they cannot control. But considering Trump’s history of insulting disabled people and making crude remarks about other people’s bodies, I think he has given up any claim to common courtesy.

   So, all hail President Donald Von ShitzInPantz.

2. I never thought I’d see a repeat of #AmberTurd entering the record by her own legal team, but here we are with Von ShitzInPantz.

3. I wish Der Pumpkinführer would make it into the record as well.

4. I love that Trump has to hear people laugh AT him (assuming sleepy head is awake) and there is absolutely nothing he can do about it but sit there and steam.

   My backstory:

   Once I figured out my old boss that was insanely smart, yet treated me like shit, was a narcissist, I reveled in making him sit there and steam. He couldn’t fire me because he needed me to do his “scut” work (do all the computer programming for his research), but if my wife or kid called in the middle of a meeting during work hours I’d happily take the call and immediately walk out of the the meeting room to talk to my wife/kid without even asking. I’d even plug my non-phone ear to make sure I couldn’t hear anything but what my family was saying.

   I’d come back 5 minutes later and I’d just say “it was an emergency,” every time, and his face would be bright red because my world revolved around my family instead of my work. He would ask me what he was supposed to do while I was on a family call and I’d tell him I can’t think for him, but “we both agree family comes first right?!”

   He did not agree but he couldn’t say it.

   I can only imagine how mad Trump is hearing people LAUGH at him and OMG it’s glorious.

   That is all.

5. Looks like Von ShitzInPantz is getting a taste of his own medicine.

6. Von ShitzinPantz

7. You better hope he doesn’t get back to the presidency, because his vengeance on these people will be harsh.

8. Is it true he has been actually shitting his pants in court? This seems odd doesn’t it?

9. Shitzy MacShizenpanz.

10. “Did you see Brian’s hat? He looks so fucking stupid!!”

11. How embarrassing is it that a former president will go down in history as von shitzinpants. Think about that.

12. If trump wins, he gunna mien kampf us all. Just saying.