Donald Trump says he wasn’t sleeping in court but simply closing his ‘beautiful blue eyes’ so that he could ‘listen intensely’

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1. >”I ain’t drunk officer, I just fell getting out of my car”
   “Don’t worry about it, son, we were that way when we were young”
   “You’ve got all the skills to make a damn good businessman”

2. Those wrinkled hateful pig eyes are not “beautiful”

   Edit: I’m using ‘pig’ in the pejorative sense. Actual pigs are cute, intelligent animals.

3. His lies are so absurdly low effort and transparently false. I wish it didn’t still shock me that some folks still buy it, but it does. He will lie about anything and everything.

   You could see the receipt for a pair of shoes he owns and say “oh, those cost *the exact number on receipt?*” and he’d claims they cost more. You could tell him your grandpa lived to be 99, and while standing next to his grandpa’s grave showing otherwise, he’d tell you his grandpa lived to be 100.

4. Right and Brie Larson keeps showing up at my house saying she loves me and wants me to marry her.

5. Beautiful blue eyes. I know someone else who loved beautiful blue eyes

6. Whilest drooling.

7. Lies

8. I do the same thing at night when I’m laying in bed.

9. He’s such a joke.

10. My teachers didn’t believe my bullshit either

11. It’s beyond pathetic to think people actually thought this fucker would make a good president.

12. Ok, so tell us in detail what happened in court today.

13. Ask him to recount what he listened to then. Should be easy if he was so contemplative.

14. This was my wife’s excuse every time she fell asleep during a movie or TV show. I’d ask her if she was dozing off and she’d tell me she was just listening closely, lol!

15. Media once again just letting him spout off whatever bullshit he wants without calling him out on it. The man has multiple court cases built around lying and fraud and they just take whatever he says at face value. It’s incredibly aggravating.

16. That’s some drunk in church shit right there.

17. He was resting his eyes. He knows that if you use all your eyesight up, you go blind. He just doesn’t want all the haters to know his secret! /s

18. ‘They are not farts- they are Presidential Fabreeze…’

19. Amazing how Trump supporters don’t cringe at quotes like this

20. Lmfao I fucking hate him so much

21. “Peter, are you sleeping? ”

    “No, there’s a bug in my eye and I’m trying to sufficate it!”

22. Don Clod Von Shitsinpants is sooo cheap…

    How cheap is he?!

    He can’t even afford a laugh at his expense!

23. Now i doubt that Trump’s eyes are even blue.

24. “trust me, my fellow Nazis, I am of the Aryan race.”

    – Trump.

25. Notice that he didn’t address that he’s also shitting himself in court.

    “I’m not shitting myself, I’m relaxing my beautiful colon to better focus on the witch hunt of your most glorious president ever.”

    -trumps next truth post.

26. Anyone else think that the beautiful blue eyes thing is a dog whistle?